I’m not a picky eater at all. This is abominable. Cursed. Reprehensible. Don’t spend your hard earned money on this.
by ServiceAdmirable
29 Comments
AssociateSubject7560
What could they possibly make it out of to be fat-free? I make ranch at home and I can’t imagine how gross it would be without any fat
Ifartsthearts
How could anything taste good with zero calories.
zoebaggins
0 carbs and 0 sugar is one thing but 0 calories?! I wouldn’t trust that either 🤣
Lazy_Education1968
Bolton farms is dank af
bleedingfae
One of the worst things I’ve ever eaten tbh. I think it was the only walden’s farm item I’ve bought, I’d never try them again
swaggodblazeit
That shit is sooo garbage.
uneventfulnews
no no mix it with hot sauce and it’s very good then
4y6hu
Okay but the queso one is pretty decent! It has a bit of a tomato/sour taste but for 0 calories I still like it! Has anyone tried the chipotle ranch one?
Ok-Deer8144
The best is hidden valley ranch light
Sanseriouz
Ranch is literally mayo mixed with (mostly salted) spices. Taste overstimulation is how modern food companies managed to lock in your addiction. Nothing will ever get you back to that first high and that’s the intent.
Sufficient-Cup735
ok ok I have the honey mustard one and I was expecting it to taste gross, and, while it’s def not the real thing, it’s not bad at all! So maybe try that.
NeonBluee_jay
Have you tried bolt farm? Super good flavors & I think 25 cals generally
StorkmanKickdrum
This stuff is so gross.
Queenofwands1212
That is literally poison
No-Asparagus3132
I tried this about 16 years ago and seeing the picture I can still taste it. Yuck.
Wyzen
Its an easy to find ingredient for homemade low cal dressings and dips. Not good on its own.
krazyajumma
I make mine with fat free Greek yogurt and Cavender’s Greek seasoning powder. Even my kids love it!
kellyatta
Everything by this brand is abysmal 😭
Helzbaby
There’s a yogurt-based ranch that’s actually really good and lower cal, by Bolthouse Farms. If you compromise to such extremes you’ll just abandon the whole effort.
kimfarr87
All Walden Farms products are trash to me
pigscanalreadyflyyy
How is it keto friendly if it’s fat free? Lol isn’t that keto’s whole basis and what separates it from paleo?
Danilectric
Yuck. Agreed. I wanted to like it so badly!
the_eleventh_flower
Lmao. The French isn’t too bad.
Virtual_Web_9602
Yup. That shit is grotesque!!!
TriGurl
I would take it back and get a refund if it really is that nasty.
AliceInNegaland
I’ve had the bacon ranch something and it was pretty good.
Had it while doing keto
lifeonthehill5385817
The only Walden Farm product I’ve ever liked is the pancake syrup.
Firm_Spite7327
Pretty much all their products belong in the trash.
Fatalstryke
Hahaha “keto friendly” this shit isn’t friendly to anyone, this shit is toxic.
29 Comments
What could they possibly make it out of to be fat-free? I make ranch at home and I can’t imagine how gross it would be without any fat
How could anything taste good with zero calories.
0 carbs and 0 sugar is one thing but 0 calories?! I wouldn’t trust that either 🤣
Bolton farms is dank af
One of the worst things I’ve ever eaten tbh. I think it was the only walden’s farm item I’ve bought, I’d never try them again
That shit is sooo garbage.
no no mix it with hot sauce and it’s very good then
Okay but the queso one is pretty decent! It has a bit of a tomato/sour taste but for 0 calories I still like it! Has anyone tried the chipotle ranch one?
The best is hidden valley ranch light
Ranch is literally mayo mixed with (mostly salted) spices. Taste overstimulation is how modern food companies managed to lock in your addiction. Nothing will ever get you back to that first high and that’s the intent.
ok ok I have the honey mustard one and I was expecting it to taste gross, and, while it’s def not the real thing, it’s not bad at all! So maybe try that.
Have you tried bolt farm? Super good flavors & I think 25 cals generally
This stuff is so gross.
That is literally poison
I tried this about 16 years ago and seeing the picture I can still taste it. Yuck.
Its an easy to find ingredient for homemade low cal dressings and dips. Not good on its own.
I make mine with fat free Greek yogurt and Cavender’s Greek seasoning powder. Even my kids love it!
Everything by this brand is abysmal 😭
There’s a yogurt-based ranch that’s actually really good and lower cal, by Bolthouse Farms. If you compromise to such extremes you’ll just abandon the whole effort.
All Walden Farms products are trash to me
How is it keto friendly if it’s fat free? Lol isn’t that keto’s whole basis and what separates it from paleo?
Yuck. Agreed. I wanted to like it so badly!
Lmao. The French isn’t too bad.
Yup. That shit is grotesque!!!
I would take it back and get a refund if it really is that nasty.
I’ve had the bacon ranch something and it was pretty good.
Had it while doing keto
The only Walden Farm product I’ve ever liked is the pancake syrup.
Pretty much all their products belong in the trash.
Hahaha “keto friendly” this shit isn’t friendly to anyone, this shit is toxic.