#shorts #risotto
so last night I had a pretty wacky dream i dreamt that I cooked a risoto but it was a little unusual i remember going to the fridge and I grabbed an onion and for some reason I was able to finally dice this onion with just using my hand no knife which is a pretty cool ability i just cooked the onion as per usual and then I delazed the pan with sparkling water and this is weird the sparkling water had like dried mushrooms in it and then instead of rice I actually used oatmeal i don’t even know if this is a risoto anymore but then I slowly added my chicken stock just stirring constantly i also added some saffron water and then I heard something call on me from the ceiling so I look up as Jeremy Allen White i’m kidding that that was not part of it but then I finished it with some freshly grated paragano and just a ton of butter i think I used way too much butter in that dream i did not dream of adding salt but I’m going to add salt but then I woke up didn’t get to try it so I’m going to try it now this is so much like risoto that is it’s kind of uncanny
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In poland it's been recently popular to use barley instead of rice for similar stuff
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RisOATto amirite
Probably better than King's hand
I’ve been saying this for years. Everyone loves sweet oats, but nobody gives savory oats its justice and chance to shine!
I'll stick to polenta and sweet porridge and never the twain shall meet 😮
Thanks for the recipe, subconscious ❤
absolutely not risotto but definitely risottato. a risotto-like if you will. if you don't do the mantecatura it becomes a risotto-lite. if you add a stamina bar and a roll mechanic with i frames it becomes a souls-like risotto.
Why did you stop the captions at the reaction 😭
I dreamt I made tiramiso. It was a savory garlic bread take on tiramisu.
Its a savoury porridge
Happy to see you’re making more vids. I love your content!
It's savoury oatmeal, not risotto
Noooooooooo
Reminds me of Jon Kung Oat Congee!! More protein! More fiber?
Isnt this basically a congee?
Naaaah man I absolutely love this; I've definitely cracked recipes in dreams before too. Cheers brother this is real love.
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Ris-oat-o
Its nothing knew, ive thought about it a few years ago, yeah oat meal was kinda nice to use either sweat or salty.
I also thought about using buckwheat but i still didnt try but i dont see why it wouldnt work based on the consistancy, and i think if using the actual grain it should give something with more bites, that can be interesting
Who tf males a dish from there dream just bc they didn’t get to try it in there dream
Considering steel cut oats are roughly the same shape as rice could work with that. Although would need to be cooked for a while i think
Risotto is a method so yes any grain cooked this way is risotto
Referencia al momo😂
Wait youre dutch??
Lucky you guys that have this kind of dreams
"I did not dream about adding salt" 😂😂
Do you live in the Netherlands?
This was delicious
Risoatto
Bro shops at Albert Hein that shit is quite expensive
Do you know how many italian grandmothers died after you called that risotto?
One time i had a dream like that. I was cooking rice in orange juice. I've got to try it in my dream, and it was absllte scrumptious, delicious, flavorful.
So when i woke up, i was like "I gotta do it irl…"
And ever since, its one of my favorites foods ever.
It's just some sauteed garlic and onions, rice, and orange juice till its cooked.
Sometimes i add curry or saffron.
And what do u call this dish…?
Bro has stuff from the ah and still hates dutch breakfast. Wtf
i remember struggling with a programming issue that was way too specific to find answers online and the solution just came to me in a dream that night lmao
😆 You might get some hate for this, so sending some extra appreciation here
Dutch ❤
Why are you keeping your onions in the fridge?
Why was uncut onion kept in fridge 🤔
Dream kwook was definitely kwookin
Def not risoto
Keep working at this please and let us know how it goes
If it gets better , let us know
Kudos for inventing new things