People who eat well done steak ate lead paint chips and glue growing up
PuffedRabbit
Once I made the mistake of eating steak tartare in front of my sister in law’s parents. They were absolutely horrified at me being delighted with spoonfuls of meat.
I’ve been coined the “Cannibal son” by them. My brother has also picked up the term and I fear the day my Niece calls me her cannibal uncle lmao
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fartspatula
OP’s jaw game is unreal
treve63550
Only the fat ones. The skinny ones tend to be tough
fifin
The Society of the snow prepared it…
gthrees
not common, but yes, they eat them rarely
Wehraboo2073
What nonsense. I will never eat a fellow human flesh brother/sister. Now come closer I want to take a better look at you, flesh kindred
Jolee5
Yes, they do, and you should be scared.
Character-Storage-97
yes. It needs to be cooked a couple mins less and for gods sake let it rest
Kel____Varnsen
Horrid take
Telemere125
If by “like this” you mean didn’t rest it long enough and the juices are everywhere, then yes. If you mean it needs to be the consistency of shoe leather and dog shit grey, then maybe stop licking the walls in the old house – they’re full of lead.
97gravman
I can’t lie I’ve had the thought every now and then
Wring159
Did he wash the steak before cooking it or something?
doccsavage
r/facepalm
mxwlls
I mean I haven’t eaten anyone yet but it also hasn’t been required for survival at this point in my life so TBD…
cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n
A bit overcooked don’t you think? But then again I’m one of those sickos that ask for their steaks blue.
Zucchiniduel
Was this meme made by ai or something?
ImaginaryFun5207
That is far too cooked
Inside_Opposite5369
One time I told someone I was having brains for supper and she got all awkward and asked: “who’s brains?”
Lamb! It was lamb brains. Who thinks it’s people brains?
goinghome81
Confirmed… I am somewhat of an expert.
Fe1is-Domesticus
I feel seen
Least-Addition4665
Meat is meat
Ghostiestboi
I’d tear the fuck outta that steak
CheesyGarlicBudapest
The best kind of steak
Die_Gurken
A little bit of long pork never hurt anyone.
Katayanaz
I don’t understand the logic. Is it because most people aren’t cooked? Yes, that’s normal.
Freewheelinrocknroll
Bloody……like fresh from the kill!!
natgibounet
I Strongly disagree, they only eat 7 months old USDA prime corn syrup bottled, grain fed, grain finished black angus marbling score 8.7+.
Only odd thing about the picture is the glass of wine, it’s usually diet coke because why not.
Virtual_Manner_2074
Only with consent!
customchaos31
I can confirm this. They never taste better.
SpellingBeeRunnerUp_
Just need to let it rest
mosheoofnikrulz
I prefer my people same as I like my cows, still mooing
ajqiz123
My girlfriend and ex wife would agree with the OP…
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Can confirm, I was chewing on your mum last night
Looks good to me. Coulda even been rarer
Looks perfect and delicious 😋
I’d eat anything if a good chef prepared it
I’d try people if it was cooked like that!
I mean, I’d try it.
Mmm that would be delicious with some Fava beans.
https://preview.redd.it/5v4xkeszkgwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbecac24a0f0dfd13686cb8f2167d2761222d1e
i only eat specific kind of girls, very picky
It goes fantastic with a side of Soylent Green
People who eat well done steak ate lead paint chips and glue growing up
Once I made the mistake of eating steak tartare in front of my sister in law’s parents. They were absolutely horrified at me being delighted with spoonfuls of meat.
I’ve been coined the “Cannibal son” by them. My brother has also picked up the term and I fear the day my Niece calls me her cannibal uncle lmao
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OP’s jaw game is unreal
Only the fat ones. The skinny ones tend to be tough
The Society of the snow prepared it…
not common, but yes, they eat them rarely
What nonsense. I will never eat a fellow human flesh brother/sister. Now come closer I want to take a better look at you, flesh kindred
Yes, they do, and you should be scared.
yes. It needs to be cooked a couple mins less and for gods sake let it rest
Horrid take
If by “like this” you mean didn’t rest it long enough and the juices are everywhere, then yes. If you mean it needs to be the consistency of shoe leather and dog shit grey, then maybe stop licking the walls in the old house – they’re full of lead.
I can’t lie I’ve had the thought every now and then
Did he wash the steak before cooking it or something?
r/facepalm
I mean I haven’t eaten anyone yet but it also hasn’t been required for survival at this point in my life so TBD…
A bit overcooked don’t you think? But then again I’m one of those sickos that ask for their steaks blue.
Was this meme made by ai or something?
That is far too cooked
One time I told someone I was having brains for supper and she got all awkward and asked: “who’s brains?”
Lamb! It was lamb brains. Who thinks it’s people brains?
Confirmed… I am somewhat of an expert.
I feel seen
Meat is meat
I’d tear the fuck outta that steak
The best kind of steak
A little bit of long pork never hurt anyone.
I don’t understand the logic. Is it because most people aren’t cooked? Yes, that’s normal.
Bloody……like fresh from the kill!!
I Strongly disagree, they only eat 7 months old USDA prime corn syrup bottled, grain fed, grain finished black angus marbling score 8.7+.
Only odd thing about the picture is the glass of wine, it’s usually diet coke because why not.
Only with consent!
I can confirm this. They never taste better.
Just need to let it rest
I prefer my people same as I like my cows, still mooing
My girlfriend and ex wife would agree with the OP…