Chosen from a surprisingly large menu of lunch and dinner options. Presumably microwaved / baked as a ready meal, so bacon under done, hash brown soggy, omelette over done, but scratches an itch. 2/5.
by GoliathsBigBrother
27 Comments
CJ_BARS
I reckon they could probably bring that sausage back to life..
Miserygut
I’ve paid more for worse.
friedstilton
I spent a couple of weeks in hostpital a month or so ago.
Honestly the food across the menu was a real mixed bag. Some of it was quite edible albeit a little tasteless.
Some of the other options looked the same going in as they did coming out, shall we say, and made me wish that they were also tasteless.
DannyBeech1988
Is that bupa?
Potential-Garage170
That sausage looks like it’s producing it’s own antibiotics.
Lunasqueensgambit
Do not eat the sausage, you will spend longer in hospital !
Fezzverbal
I’m not convinced that’s a sausage 🍆
TheLadyHelena
Better than some of the brekkies you see on here, in fairness 😂
Paul_the_sparky
Pretty grim.
Get well soon
crazyabbit
Anytime you can have jelly for breakfast is a win
LLovelace26
🤢
fluffypuppycorn
Get better soon!
qasqade
This to me says they don’t have high hopes of you making it to the end of a full day, so gave you like a half-day breakfast to save on resources.
Bluefunkt
That’s the best breakfast ever, on account of the jelly you have for pudding. Why didn’t I think of that? All day breakfast with jelly- genius!
Triple_OG_2023
It’ll do
ceb1995
Get someone to sneak up to the maternity/baby wards for you so you can get some decent toast to go with it
Pan-tang
The English Breakfast never looks sadder than when someone tries to make it healthier. : D
lushlilli
Sorry
PeteLong1970
Go into a British Army Sodexo run cookhouse – This is luxury
Wonk_puffin
I go into the staff canteen now and then at our local major hospital. No ID checks. About 4 quid gets you a great breakfast. 2 bacon, 1 sausage, hash brown, tomato, beans, mushrooms, fried egg, toast, and a cup of coffee or tea. I love it. Hope you feel better.
nogswarth
Hey at least the beans aren’t in danger of touching the… whatever the fuck that thing is at the bottom left
SoggyWotsits
I think people are forgetting that this is NHS hospital food, not a cafe! They would have dished these up in vast numbers, on a low budget and tight timescale. Pretty impressive!
When I woke up from a 5 hour wisdom tooth operation, I was offered a dry cheese sandwich. I couldn’t open my mouth more than 5mm and wasn’t allowed home until I’d eaten something. Managed to swap the sandwich for a yoghurt in my drug addled state!
Get well soon OP!
Unlikely_Chemical517
If that’s an “all day breakfast”, they’re not expecting you to last the day.
ButtercuntSquash
The sausage even has its own foreskin! lol Hope you get better soon op.
time_on_target
I’ve had FAR worse on airplanes, many times…
HistoricallyADD
I don’t get the jelly in hospitals. Maybe it’s easy to eat if not well.
27 Comments
I reckon they could probably bring that sausage back to life..
I’ve paid more for worse.
I spent a couple of weeks in hostpital a month or so ago.
Honestly the food across the menu was a real mixed bag. Some of it was quite edible albeit a little tasteless.
Some of the other options looked the same going in as they did coming out, shall we say, and made me wish that they were also tasteless.
Is that bupa?
That sausage looks like it’s producing it’s own antibiotics.
Do not eat the sausage, you will spend longer in hospital !
I’m not convinced that’s a sausage 🍆
Better than some of the brekkies you see on here, in fairness 😂
Pretty grim.
Get well soon
Anytime you can have jelly for breakfast is a win
🤢
Get better soon!
This to me says they don’t have high hopes of you making it to the end of a full day, so gave you like a half-day breakfast to save on resources.
That’s the best breakfast ever, on account of the jelly you have for pudding. Why didn’t I think of that? All day breakfast with jelly- genius!
It’ll do
Get someone to sneak up to the maternity/baby wards for you so you can get some decent toast to go with it
The English Breakfast never looks sadder than when someone tries to make it healthier. : D
Sorry
Go into a British Army Sodexo run cookhouse – This is luxury
I go into the staff canteen now and then at our local major hospital. No ID checks. About 4 quid gets you a great breakfast. 2 bacon, 1 sausage, hash brown, tomato, beans, mushrooms, fried egg, toast, and a cup of coffee or tea. I love it.
Hope you feel better.
Hey at least the beans aren’t in danger of touching the… whatever the fuck that thing is at the bottom left
I think people are forgetting that this is NHS hospital food, not a cafe! They would have dished these up in vast numbers, on a low budget and tight timescale. Pretty impressive!
When I woke up from a 5 hour wisdom tooth operation, I was offered a dry cheese sandwich. I couldn’t open my mouth more than 5mm and wasn’t allowed home until I’d eaten something. Managed to swap the sandwich for a yoghurt in my drug addled state!
Get well soon OP!
If that’s an “all day breakfast”, they’re not expecting you to last the day.
The sausage even has its own foreskin! lol Hope you get better soon op.
I’ve had FAR worse on airplanes, many times…
I don’t get the jelly in hospitals. Maybe it’s easy to eat if not well.
So that’s where my ballsack went!