These are not for food consumption. They are Certified Organic Pre-Sliced Spa Cucumbers. They are rich in antioxidants and have anti-inflammatory properties that may help treat the skin under your eyes. It sounds pricey, but 2.8lbs is roughly enough for an entire spa day for a bachelorette party.
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you’re at erewhon
Orchidwalker
Damn, I’ve honestly never been inside of this place. This is how they get down? Wild.
bce13
Why would you buy pre-cut cucumbers at Erewhon
DustyVinegar
Anyone willing to pay that much for sliced cucumbers fully deserves to be separated from their money. Really contemplating the brilliance of opening a luxury grocery store in LA now.
sids99
If you’re wealthy and can’t possibly pick up a knife.
LeeQuidity
You know where I’d spend $9.49 a pound for cucumbers? Nohwere!
Wait, did I spell that wrong, correctly?
clampy
How much could a cucumber cost, Michael? 9 dollars?
ChedderChethra
Seems legit, Kayden, Madison & Baylee will nibble on these briefly before mom asks Consuela if she wants to take these home.
20190229
Got a latte. It was $8.
Optimuswine
They’re not even uniform. Like at all.
jjoaquinrf
Breh
geetarqueen
That’s got to be a typo.
gaiamoose
Damn, I wonder if they are doing this as a long standing joke to Kendall Jenner not knowing how to cut a damn cucumber.
Omg I know I want to grab all the people buying stuff like that and say I’ll come cut your vegetables on Sundays
beetlebeetle77
There is a Hilaria Baldwin joke in here somewhere but I am too lazy to make it.
PapaverOneirium
I can get more than that at superior for like $4, though to be fair I do have to slice them myself.
Though peeling and slicing that much cucumber would probably only take me a couple minutes at most.
Let’s say 5 minutes (probably less, but just for argument). Assuming my labor time makes up the rest of the cost ($23) then if I peeled and sliced cucumbers for 1hr that is $276.
I hope they pay well at erewhon. I doubt they are paying anywhere close to $276 though.
Afraid_Assistance765
Damn! 😳🤯
Vaudevi77ain
Erehwon’s pricing model is specifically designed to keep the 1% insulated from “poor” (normal) people
RubieRose5
Ppl who shop there deserve those prizes. You know how many cucumbers you can get a your local Mexican store for a lot less
funkyvilla
I know my worth.
3j0hn
I wasn’t prepared for the second photo with the price
Hopeful_Caramel_3397
What the hell did you expect walking into erewhon. I will never step foot in that place.
ActualPerson418
This should be criminalized
HeBoughtALot
Are they soaked in vodka?
cYberSport91
plastic
VaguelyArtistic
Jesus Christ, can people make fun of the price of this without being so ableist? There are plenty of reasons people buy pre-cut produce.
John_316_
If you need to check the price at Erewhon, you aren’t their targeting customers.
NitWhittler
They wave burning sage over the cucumbers to drive away any negative spirits, then surround them with Orgone crystals to make sure no bad cosmic energy remains.
Once they’re purified, they’re cut with a knife made from 64-layer Damascus steel which was forged in a fire of brimstone and cooled using Icelandic waters from recently melted icebergs.
This process ain’t cheap!
clnsdabst
this is like going to louis vuitton and complaining about the prices, if you dont know erewhon is expensive going into it you will find out quickly
dmonsterative
He’s a real Erewhon man
Shopping in his Erewhon land
Sliced $27 cucumbers are for nobody
duckling71
These are for Kendall Jenner
Slimreaperlightshow
People who shop at Erewhon and don’t see a problem with it are the people deciding to put ads back on streaming services.
MisterGregory
First of all, they have a membership and if you sign up you get 20% back or something. Second of all, the one near me is right next to LuLuLemons so you can shop there when you’re done and that’s a discount on gas since you don’t have to make another trip. Third of all, the elevator goes right from the parking garage into the store and that saves time and time is money so that’s another discount right there. Add that up and these are basically zero dollars. Probably never looked at it that way before, did you?
cocomo7676
If I cut cucumbers like Kendall Jenner, $27 would seem like a fair price for keeping all my fingers intact.
armen89
Anyone here ever been inside of an Erewhon? The people inside seem very weird
crazy_saguaro
The folks that do actually buy this are probably the ones on r/asklosangeles whining and “asking” why they can’t survive in L.A. when they’re making at least 100k a year.
stellalunawitchbaby
It’s for Kendall Jenner. Specifically, just for her.
Erewhon is so weird. Like the one by me will have something like this, outrageously priced for no good reason, and then just normal prices for like, soup and whatever. What’s the rhyme and reason?
Kokomo300
$27.19 🤔 they must be on sale.
ShibbolethMegadeth
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jmc999
That’s not a misprinted label for beef?
burritosandsongs
i mean it’s one banana, michael, how much could it cost? $10?
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These are not for food consumption. They are Certified Organic Pre-Sliced Spa Cucumbers. They are rich in antioxidants and have anti-inflammatory properties that may help treat the skin under your eyes. It sounds pricey, but 2.8lbs is roughly enough for an entire spa day for a bachelorette party.
you’re at erewhon
Damn, I’ve honestly never been inside of this place. This is how they get down? Wild.
Why would you buy pre-cut cucumbers at Erewhon
Anyone willing to pay that much for sliced cucumbers fully deserves to be separated from their money. Really contemplating the brilliance of opening a luxury grocery store in LA now.
If you’re wealthy and can’t possibly pick up a knife.
You know where I’d spend $9.49 a pound for cucumbers? Nohwere!
Wait, did I spell that wrong, correctly?
How much could a cucumber cost, Michael? 9 dollars?
Seems legit, Kayden, Madison & Baylee will nibble on these briefly before mom asks Consuela if she wants to take these home.
Got a latte. It was $8.
They’re not even uniform. Like at all.
Breh
That’s got to be a typo.
Damn, I wonder if they are doing this as a long standing joke to Kendall Jenner not knowing how to cut a damn cucumber.
I’m too poor.
https://www.thecut.com/article/erewhon-smoothie-boston-los-angeles-history.html
That is so dumb
Omg I know I want to grab all the people buying stuff like that and say I’ll come cut your vegetables on Sundays
There is a Hilaria Baldwin joke in here somewhere but I am too lazy to make it.
I can get more than that at superior for like $4, though to be fair I do have to slice them myself.
Though peeling and slicing that much cucumber would probably only take me a couple minutes at most.
Let’s say 5 minutes (probably less, but just for argument). Assuming my labor time makes up the rest of the cost ($23) then if I peeled and sliced cucumbers for 1hr that is $276.
I hope they pay well at erewhon. I doubt they are paying anywhere close to $276 though.
Damn! 😳🤯
Erehwon’s pricing model is specifically designed to keep the 1% insulated from “poor” (normal) people
Ppl who shop there deserve those prizes.
You know how many cucumbers you can get a your local Mexican store for a lot less
I know my worth.
I wasn’t prepared for the second photo with the price
What the hell did you expect walking into erewhon. I will never step foot in that place.
This should be criminalized
Are they soaked in vodka?
plastic
Jesus Christ, can people make fun of the price of this without being so ableist? There are plenty of reasons people buy pre-cut produce.
If you need to check the price at Erewhon, you aren’t their targeting customers.
They wave burning sage over the cucumbers to drive away any negative spirits, then surround them with Orgone crystals to make sure no bad cosmic energy remains.
Once they’re purified, they’re cut with a knife made from 64-layer Damascus steel which was forged in a fire of brimstone and cooled using Icelandic waters from recently melted icebergs.
This process ain’t cheap!
this is like going to louis vuitton and complaining about the prices, if you dont know erewhon is expensive going into it you will find out quickly
He’s a real Erewhon man
Shopping in his Erewhon land
Sliced $27 cucumbers are for nobody
These are for Kendall Jenner
People who shop at Erewhon and don’t see a problem with it are the people deciding to put ads back on streaming services.
First of all, they have a membership and if you sign up you get 20% back or something. Second of all, the one near me is right next to LuLuLemons so you can shop there when you’re done and that’s a discount on gas since you don’t have to make another trip. Third of all, the elevator goes right from the parking garage into the store and that saves time and time is money so that’s another discount right there. Add that up and these are basically zero dollars. Probably never looked at it that way before, did you?
If I cut cucumbers like Kendall Jenner, $27 would seem like a fair price for keeping all my fingers intact.
Anyone here ever been inside of an Erewhon? The people inside seem very weird
The folks that do actually buy this are probably the ones on r/asklosangeles whining and “asking” why they can’t survive in L.A. when they’re making at least 100k a year.
It’s for Kendall Jenner. Specifically, just for her.
Erewhon is so weird. Like the one by me will have something like this, outrageously priced for no good reason, and then just normal prices for like, soup and whatever. What’s the rhyme and reason?
$27.19 🤔 they must be on sale.
🍿🍿🍿🍿
That’s not a misprinted label for beef?
i mean it’s one banana, michael, how much could it cost? $10?