I have severe treatment resistant depression so I enjoy eating spicy food for the endorphin rush. A year or so ago, I started getting stomach issues so I stopped eating spice, but I’ve been getting back into it lately and love testing my limits. Anyway, I told myself, “there’s no way this mass produced ramen product could possibly be so hot!”. I’ve had “chili lime shrimp” top ramen that’s supposed to be spicy and obviously isn’t. Boy, was I unprepared for this. My mouth burned severely and intensely for 30 minutes after eating the package, which I couldn’t even finish. My whole body was hot, my face was sweating, my nose running uncontrollably. I thought I was gonna cry. I moaned in pain. But damn, it was good. I felt alive. I type this as I’m on the toilet, and my asshole isn’t even burning!! Would I eat these again? … maybe.
by sarahkali