When you hold the handle properly, you smash your fingers every time.

by Alternative_Hornet20

13 Comments

  1. MuddlinThrough

    How the hell are you holding that handle??

  2. be_more_gooder

    The problem lies between the knife handle and the board

  3. jewbacca117

    idk about you guys, but my other hand would be holding the bread

  4. Confused-Jester

    You’re just meant to press it down.

    This is operator error.

  5. Cinphoria

    Press down; don’t clutch it like you’re choking the chicken.

  6. rapejokes_arefunny

    That thing looks like it would just crush bread rather than cut it.

  7. Philly_ExecChef

    There’s zero environment where I’m giving my GUESTS a levered blade, what in the ridiculous holy fuckin litigation is this

  8. Puzzleheaded-Act-388

    I honestly don’t see the issue. Even if you held the blade properly instead of pressing it down, it doesn’t look like it would squish your fingers

  9. wholewheatrotini

    first off, you have plates

    secondly, what you are missing are brain cells

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