I am 100% down with the chicken presentation. The other two are awful.
eclecticsed
Candy corn evolution.
Herald_of_dooom
What did it taste like?
Kalikokola
How long was your seating? I’ve heard crazy things about that place, everything is a statement
Don_Quixote81
This is a restaurant that tries to deliver a message with each one of its dishes. The chicken one is highlighting the terrible conditions that most chickens are kept in. I don’t know what the others are trying to say.
PartyEars
I feel like it’s supposed to be a tongue but all I see is a chode with a party hat
entirelystar
um
frogsoftheminish
Is the eyeball-nipple caviar? Or is the whole thing edible?
cookiesoverbitches
I would not eat any of that
arwyn89
Just seen this on masterchef!
DadJokeBadJoke
I don’t want to taste anything that is tasting me back
NegotiationSea7008
Do you know I actually like this, it’s so Goth
Robbro42
Saw this place on Masterchef the Professionals.
And man I hate this kind of stuff. They even call their dishes ‘impressions’ that how up their own arse they are about food. Clearly someone needs to take notes from the Menu before they go crazy.
Own-Egg-4471
Stupid food for sure.
Sherissa
“…a caviar course is plated in the pupil of an oversized eyeball (this impression is called “1984”), and there is even a silicone human tongue coated with a candy-like substance which everyone is encouraged to French kiss in order to consume. (…) One of the final impressions, which speaks to irresponsible chicken farming, presents a chicken lollipop attached to a chicken foot imprisoned in a cage.”
This one isn’t too bad. It looks like you know exactly what you’re getting into when you go here. It seems to be the entire theme of the restaurant.
Kangarou
Not sure this fits the sub. Because, you see, I don’t want a plate. If this is my food, I want to leave.
Schneetmacher
I just had a flashback to that Bros place in Italy (the one with the citrus foam served in a mold of the chef’s mouth).
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A white chocolate dipped pp (just the tip), chicken feet, tongue dipped in fall florals, and an eye ball tit?!!
glorpball
Always wanted to go to a restaurant where everything looks weird and inedible
Dextrofunk
I’m sorry, but if you go to a restaurant like this expecting plates, it’s deserved. I don’t even know if this is food or not.
Ok-Book7529
Plates would be the least of my worries.
ImTooTiredForThis_22
What is going on? 😧
Gnarlstone
They crossed candy corn with a scrotum?
New-Examination8400
r/theyknew
Horror-Atmosphere-90
I don’t want a “message” when I eat, I just want to enjoy some food
Nootnoot3445h
I Read that title as “WeWantPenis” because my brain thought this was mildlypenis
enfp_with_cats
i don’t understand a single thing going on in here…
Giraffiesaurus
Is that scrotum on a spoon?
FUCK_INDUSTRIAL
Never mind the plates, why are you eating tongues and eyeballs?
Gloomy__Revenue
I would love to lick those feet🦶🤭👅
CourageKitten
This is the shit they made the movie The Menu about
gossipbomb
This is the most Hunger games Capital looking thing I’ve seen in a long time. So pointlessly ostentatious.
tmolesky
belongs in r/HolUp
good god…
ChrissyKin_93
Reddit, bring back awards so I can give this gold
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Etheria_system
Sometimes, I’m glad I’m poor.
Matterbox
No one goes here and expects to eat from plates.
cocokronen
Come on, this shit is terrible. I live in New Orleans, one of the culinary centers of the world. This kind of shit is insane. It is unquisine.
shroomsaremyfriends
‘One of the best restaurants in the world’, ….according to which dickhead critics?
It looks like complete shite to me. Christ, what is the culinary world coming to if this is considered great.
It’s like a competition between places to see who can come up with the biggest pile of shite, and still have people ooh and aah over it. I bet the owners / chefs are laughing their arses off over it. They probably take bets between themselves.
It’s a case of the emperors new clothes. Fuckwits with too much money, limited intelligence and zero sense.
ash894
If anyone can get bbc masterchef the professionals on iplayer it shows this restaurant in quite some detail. There’s a lot to it and it it’s not one of the pretentious places you find
DoodleCard
It was on the final of the UK professional masterchef this year.
They don’t call their dishes “courses” but “impressions”.
If anybody has ever seen the movie “The Menu” 100% giving off those vibes.
ECrispy
Height of pretentiousness.
They want you to think they are about sustainability and change, while charging $800 for which rich assholes will fly to eat there and spend as much time posting on instagram as eating.
Places like this are just a massive rich people and foodies (aka anything new and inedible is great crowd) wankfest.
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With all due respect, *what the fuck* is that??
I am 100% down with the chicken presentation. The other two are awful.
Candy corn evolution.
What did it taste like?
How long was your seating? I’ve heard crazy things about that place, everything is a statement
This is a restaurant that tries to deliver a message with each one of its dishes. The chicken one is highlighting the terrible conditions that most chickens are kept in. I don’t know what the others are trying to say.
I feel like it’s supposed to be a tongue but all I see is a chode with a party hat
um
Is the eyeball-nipple caviar? Or is the whole thing edible?
I would not eat any of that
Just seen this on masterchef!
I don’t want to taste anything that is tasting me back
Do you know I actually like this, it’s so Goth
Saw this place on Masterchef the Professionals.
And man I hate this kind of stuff. They even call their dishes ‘impressions’ that how up their own arse they are about food. Clearly someone needs to take notes from the Menu before they go crazy.
Stupid food for sure.
“…a caviar course is plated in the pupil of an oversized eyeball (this impression is called “1984”), and there is even a silicone human tongue coated with a candy-like substance which everyone is encouraged to French kiss in order to consume. (…) One of the final impressions, which speaks to irresponsible chicken farming, presents a chicken lollipop attached to a chicken foot imprisoned in a cage.”
I’ll pass.
https://www.foodandwine.com/50-course-tasting-menu-the-alchemist-7555986
Yum, ballsack.
This one isn’t too bad. It looks like you know exactly what you’re getting into when you go here. It seems to be the entire theme of the restaurant.
Not sure this fits the sub. Because, you see, I don’t want a plate. If this is my food, I want to leave.
I just had a flashback to that Bros place in Italy (the one with the citrus foam served in a mold of the chef’s mouth).
A white chocolate dipped pp (just the tip), chicken feet, tongue dipped in fall florals, and an eye ball tit?!!
Always wanted to go to a restaurant where everything looks weird and inedible
I’m sorry, but if you go to a restaurant like this expecting plates, it’s deserved. I don’t even know if this is food or not.
Plates would be the least of my worries.
What is going on? 😧
They crossed candy corn with a scrotum?
r/theyknew
I don’t want a “message” when I eat, I just want to enjoy some food
I Read that title as “WeWantPenis” because my brain thought this was mildlypenis
i don’t understand a single thing going on in here…
Is that scrotum on a spoon?
Never mind the plates, why are you eating tongues and eyeballs?
I would love to lick those feet🦶🤭👅
This is the shit they made the movie The Menu about
This is the most Hunger games Capital looking thing I’ve seen in a long time. So pointlessly ostentatious.
belongs in r/HolUp
good god…
Reddit, bring back awards so I can give this gold
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Sometimes, I’m glad I’m poor.
No one goes here and expects to eat from plates.
Come on, this shit is terrible. I live in New Orleans, one of the culinary centers of the world. This kind of shit is insane. It is unquisine.
‘One of the best restaurants in the world’, ….according to which dickhead critics?
It looks like complete shite to me. Christ, what is the culinary world coming to if this is considered great.
It’s like a competition between places to see who can come up with the biggest pile of shite, and still have people ooh and aah over it. I bet the owners / chefs are laughing their arses off over it. They probably take bets between themselves.
It’s a case of the emperors new clothes. Fuckwits with too much money, limited intelligence and zero sense.
If anyone can get bbc masterchef the professionals on iplayer it shows this restaurant in quite some detail. There’s a lot to it and it it’s not one of the pretentious places you find
It was on the final of the UK professional masterchef this year.
They don’t call their dishes “courses” but “impressions”.
If anybody has ever seen the movie “The Menu” 100% giving off those vibes.
Height of pretentiousness.
They want you to think they are about sustainability and change, while charging $800 for which rich assholes will fly to eat there and spend as much time posting on instagram as eating.
Places like this are just a massive rich people and foodies (aka anything new and inedible is great crowd) wankfest.