My biggest expectation from a restaurant is to be able to lick the table.
My biggest expectation from a restaurant is to be able to lick the table.
byu/seriseri00 inWeWantPlates
by seriseri00
My biggest expectation from a restaurant is to be able to lick the table.
My biggest expectation from a restaurant is to be able to lick the table.
byu/seriseri00 inWeWantPlates
by seriseri00
30 Comments
It looks like there is some sort of cover over the table, but that is still an absolutely not for me.
I can’t wait till this trend dies a sharp and painful death.
That pie looks amazing. I’ll eat that off the chefs ass I don’t care.
I would have just gone STOP! Plate please and can you wipe the table down.
This has to stop. It is a race to the bottom.
Honestly I’m surprised I don’t hate it more. Dessert on a table is at least marginally appetizing, unlike spaghetti slop dinner.
🥴🤮
Black latex gloves used to get me excited, now they just make me think of shit Instagram chefs.
The menu should be joined with a hopefully extensive cleaning process of that porous stone that is also outside. Either way, if it where up to me, I would not like to pay extra to eat off a rock that many others may have.
The food looks generic as fuck too. Here’s a brownie with ice cream and some whipped cream, and an apple Danish with some caramel drizzle, enjoy.
This restaurant owner deserves the cactus rat dessert from earlier.
Dishwasher has it made
Absolutely fucking not
10/10 for art, quality, and synergy.
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-9999999/10 for not putting any of this on a plate.
Do you know what would set this dish over the top?
A plate
novelty shit like this is so cringe; just use a plate
My gf:📸📸📸 Me: 🍽️
I wish there was a version of this where they make an image with the smears of food instead of just making…smears of food
Black gloves= nonesense
*wooden table 😩
Man think of all the splinters
Looks to be in Germany.
Well thank fuck the server is wearing gloves.
A skid mark sundae
Imagine doing this at home. I thought I was fancy by buying rectangular plates, but what if I just put the food right on the dining table?
Dude needs to learn to quenelle the ice cream- that scoop just makes him look cheap and naff. That and dumping the food on a scrap of paper obvs…
Again I blame salt bae
First, fancy restaurants took away most of the food on the plates. Now, they’re taking away the plates. Next we’ll be sitting on the floor outside in the rain.
Next they’ll have you stand next to a refrigerator, where they will dispense this mess directly into your mouth.
Is this a doodoo tabme
Can’t believe this took off as a trend, What happens at Alinea should stay at Alinea
How else will you get your daily minimum requirement of PFAS / PFOA forever chemicals?