For the doubters, here it is, one whole tsp of “I can’t feel my face” in my morning scramble along with a few actual spoonfuls of 505 Hatch Valley green chilis. I actually measured it out this time. Lot of fun that was. I ground it onto a piece of paper so I could get it into the measuring spoon. Some of it went airborne and I ended up snorting a small cloud. Oh the fun that was! It was like satan himself picked a booger for me with his long flaming fingernails and I had a violent spicy sneezing fit for a good couple minutes. Good times.
Tastes just like it did yesterday. Delicious and ridiculously hot. 10/10 will do again, great flavor and amazing heat! (Not the fiery nose candy, please don’t snort this and dear God don’t boof it)
Warning: this is NOT a beginner level spice. For reference, I regularly eat sauces made with superhots and can easily eat a whole habanero. (Haven’t had access to anything hotter as a whole pepper)
by spank_that_hedge
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This looks painful and delicious and painful.
That would kill me. A few shakes of their regular blend is enough.
Anyone ever get a pimple on the bottom of their ballsac? Worries if I should go to the doctor or just pop it 🙁
Once I made the jump to reaper pepper stuff, the normal blends have needed a lot more to get any kind of kick. The curse of climbing spice mountain I suppose. I can’t feel my face is amazing, highly recommended.
how much poo?
The fuckin lunatic did it!
I would make myself eat that and shovel it all down without question. I don’t question food, I’m thankful for any food I get on my plate, even if it’s very spicy egg mixture. I’m 32 for context. I was raised to eat whatever the fuck you’re given and like it lol