Since I’m from the United States of Texas tonight I’m making Texas siiz meatball subs I’m literally using this entire thing of ground beef and making meatballs out of them so I probably spent about one whole paycheck on this meal pre-season those meatball mixers then get to work we’re also going to add

In one clean egg but however you choose to crack your egg is up to you now let’s get back to my first point so as a Texan it really chaps my khakis whenever I see Texas slander on the internet it ticks me off more than sticky stuff man I hate

Sticky stuff anyways do you know it took me 10 years to get over that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick for making fun of Texans and sy’s like dude I’m just talking about my home like why the slander I was 9 years old about to boycott SpongeBob like do you know how

Many great things that we have because of Texans big red HB Bluebell waterburger bies Dr Pepper I know so many people that can’t even function without their Dr Pepper we even created the world’s most used conjunction so next time y’all want to bash meatball loving Texans thank us

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  1. That part when spongebob was in the shape of texas and asked patrick "what am I?" And he says "uhh stupid?" And they both respond "what's the difference " was the most savage moment in spongebob I ever witnessed

  2. I'm from Dallas & Dr P was my "coffee" as a teenager 😂 I now live in So. Cal & I really miss WHATABURGER & HEB!❤

  3. "Can we say that PLANTZ from Texas are dumb?"
    Not gonna lie though, this made me want meatballs…

  4. Definitely from America didnt put italian sausage mixed in the gound beef! Next time add Italian sausage with the meat makes it taste way better !

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