I might have created a monster

by Tyjid

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  1. Using this [recipe](https://www.reddit.com/r/hotsaucerecipes/s/SWNm0PP9dd) as a base to freestyle off of.

    Veggies:

    7 oz of peppers haphazardly split between a yellow bell pepper, a bag of fresh habaneros, dried ghost peppers, and dried thai chili peppers; measured on a piece of shit analog scale

    1 chopped carrot

    1 chopped white onion

    2 bulbs of garlic sent through a garlic press

    Liquid:

    1 cup (more like the whole small bottle tbh) of red cooking wine

    1 cup and a splash of red wine vinegar

    A splash of water for good luck

    Seasoning:

    2 scoops of cayenne powder, roughly teaspoon sized

    Dried oregano, measured by my heart

    Dried basil, measured by my ancestors

    A couple shakes of the gluten-free sea salt

    Process:

    Put all of that in a slow cooker on low heat for 10 hours, stir twice and refrigerate for 8 more hours. Blend blend and blend again while reheating the whole batch on top of the stove because your dumbass only has a tiny blender meant for making protein shakes.

    I’m letting it sit for about 4 days before I open it back up, but the excess that I diverted into a small squeeze bottle *lit me the hell up* from a small dab I took on my finger

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