You’re gonna have chunks of paper towel mixed in with your rice 😭
Key_Way_6072
All i can imagine eating this is getting some paper towel stuck to it then having that paper texture in my mouth 😅
Lamentingloon
Of pain?
IckySmell
This is 100% how you fail a diet. People always have to go to extremes. Hey I’m 100lbs overweight so I’m gonna eat boiled chicken and water 3x a day and exercise 6 days a week.
Or my other favorite, I’m on a diet so I’m going to plan out 7 days of food with 450 ingredients and eat 13 small meals a day and make keto bombs for dessert.
I’m guessing when you aren’t dieting your food is all packaged and this is plucked off of a rotisserie chicken? You would probably just lose Weight if you put in the effort to live like an adult and have a plate and cook a meal
Sensitive-Finance-62
Why do people on diets act as though seasoning contains 1000s of calories? You’re torturing yourself by eating sad, bland food for absolutely no reason.
Beretta116
This is not diet. This is gulag.
IAmColiz
What, in prison?
robobetaprey
What does the diet have to do with the picture?
jesuslaves
OP you should probably rethink your life, and the “diet” is least of the issues
TheGiantRascal
If you’re doing a keto diet, you should cook all your meat on the bone, and just pull it apart with your hands like you’re on a desert island. Makes it much more enjoyable.
Especially if you’re watching something like Cast Away while you’re eating it. Makes it more into an experience then just a bland meal
filthybxtch
It’s the big chunk of chicken skin that really brings it all together.
AsYouSawIt
Op are you sure you’re lazy and not clinically depressed
MoreSeriousUsername
OP is too lazy for anything wtf
Wookie301
A plate diet?
Kyrase713
Why do you eat from paper with a plastic fork?
ARKPLAYERCAT
That sauce is 90% sugar, so you’re already failing at that. Sorry n shit
Spicy_Competitor
What did you do… boil your chicken?
roggobshire
What kind of diet? Sadness?
Pdt395
YOU CAN EAT SOME DANG SEASONINGS
Miimmoouuu
Dieting doesn’t have to be this way ☹️
JamesMG27
Chicken, Rice, and a condom. Delicous! Nice shot of melted candle wax there to wash it down too
_MergatroidSkittle
My brother in Christ you can diet without eating like a dumpster diving homeless orphan
PurpleGapple
Taste diet
Dry_Heart9301
Yuck
MacualayCocaine
What the hell is your problem?
anonmouseqbm
Like a diet from using dishes/silverware or?
ladysabr1na
First of all, where’s the damn plate?
Second of all, seasoning barely has calories. Season your food!
Ali12umar
So when you’re on a diet you have to quit the plates to???
DemonGoddes
You dont need to boil the chicken, Stir dry it in a little bit of olive oil with seasoning or air fry or bake it. Add some veggies for fiber and fullness.
bojilly
the food and plating looks like a suicide note jesus christ
EZPZLemonWheezy
What’s your diet? The stuff in the sink trap after washing dishes?
SaebraK
Is the diet literal trash? Are you a racoon?
BobsOpinion
How do I fix myself. I want to die
pizzaplantboi
I hope you are okay.
pbstick
r/WeWantPlates
17DeadFlamingos
From what, flavour?
Frosty-Dragonfruit-2
The “bland as fuck” diet?!
ak47bossness
Seasoning is not illegal
smnlfilmagoofymovie
The fuck why don’t you use a plate ffs!
InformationAnimal
The yellow meat is my favourite too
YellowWeedrats
Your willpower to stay on this diet is going to run out in a few days if you’re eating miserable piles of crap like that all the time.
I know you didn’t ask for advice, but here’s mine:
Use herbs, spices, and low-calorie sauces. Eat foods that you already like, just smaller portions. When possible, make alterations to those foods to reduce or remove the most calorie-dense aspect of them. Allow yourself to indulge every once in a while. If you really crave a 400 calorie candy bar, go ahead and eat it, but then go on a 4 mile walk to burn it off.
If your diet relies completely on restriction and willpower, you will inevitably fail. It has to be something you can live with for the long term.
46 Comments
Of sadness?
Damn the plate had too many calories too???
That doesn’t look very healthy. Just sad.
Why is this all on a paper towel?
You’re gonna have chunks of paper towel mixed in with your rice 😭
All i can imagine eating this is getting some paper towel stuck to it then having that paper texture in my mouth 😅
Of pain?
This is 100% how you fail a diet. People always have to go to extremes. Hey I’m 100lbs overweight so I’m gonna eat boiled chicken and water 3x a day and exercise 6 days a week.
Or my other favorite, I’m on a diet so I’m going to plan out 7 days of food with 450 ingredients and eat 13 small meals a day and make keto bombs for dessert.
I’m guessing when you aren’t dieting your food is all packaged and this is plucked off of a rotisserie chicken? You would probably just lose Weight if you put in the effort to live like an adult and have a plate and cook a meal
Why do people on diets act as though seasoning contains 1000s of calories? You’re torturing yourself by eating sad, bland food for absolutely no reason.
This is not diet. This is gulag.
What, in prison?
What does the diet have to do with the picture?
OP you should probably rethink your life, and the “diet” is least of the issues
If you’re doing a keto diet, you should cook all your meat on the bone, and just pull it apart with your hands like you’re on a desert island. Makes it much more enjoyable.
Especially if you’re watching something like Cast Away while you’re eating it. Makes it more into an experience then just a bland meal
It’s the big chunk of chicken skin that really brings it all together.
Op are you sure you’re lazy and not clinically depressed
OP is too lazy for anything wtf
A plate diet?
Why do you eat from paper with a plastic fork?
That sauce is 90% sugar, so you’re already failing at that. Sorry n shit
What did you do… boil your chicken?
What kind of diet? Sadness?
YOU CAN EAT SOME DANG SEASONINGS
Dieting doesn’t have to be this way ☹️
Chicken, Rice, and a condom. Delicous! Nice shot of melted candle wax there to wash it down too
My brother in Christ you can diet without eating like a dumpster diving homeless orphan
Taste diet
Yuck
What the hell is your problem?
Like a diet from using dishes/silverware or?
First of all, where’s the damn plate?
Second of all, seasoning barely has calories. Season your food!
So when you’re on a diet you have to quit the plates to???
You dont need to boil the chicken, Stir dry it in a little bit of olive oil with seasoning or air fry or bake it. Add some veggies for fiber and fullness.
the food and plating looks like a suicide note jesus christ
What’s your diet? The stuff in the sink trap after washing dishes?
Is the diet literal trash? Are you a racoon?
How do I fix myself. I want to die
I hope you are okay.
r/WeWantPlates
From what, flavour?
The “bland as fuck” diet?!
Seasoning is not illegal
The fuck why don’t you use a plate ffs!
The yellow meat is my favourite too
Your willpower to stay on this diet is going to run out in a few days if you’re eating miserable piles of crap like that all the time.
I know you didn’t ask for advice, but here’s mine:
Use herbs, spices, and low-calorie sauces. Eat foods that you already like, just smaller portions. When possible, make alterations to those foods to reduce or remove the most calorie-dense aspect of them. Allow yourself to indulge every once in a while. If you really crave a 400 calorie candy bar, go ahead and eat it, but then go on a 4 mile walk to burn it off.
If your diet relies completely on restriction and willpower, you will inevitably fail. It has to be something you can live with for the long term.
Degenerate ass activities.