You’re better off using a spoon to cut those chives.
AIShalmanezer
I don’t really know anything about chives
bwoahful___
This is what happens when you leave a new dishie unsupervised.
chychy94
Throw the whole restaurant away.
BallDesperate2140
Bruh that serrated there is just a prop; you used a spoon to whack those poor boys.
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No hate here, but in the words of Tyra Banks: “It is so bad, I want to give you a zero. But that’s not possible, so I’m going to give you a 1.”
twodogsfighting
Perfection. Each whimsical cut a testament to the chaotic nature of man.
sagiterrible
How you make the right side of your cutting board look like Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark?
That’s Harold.
Panzu_
Our dishy cut the chives last week, some of them legitimately looked like this. Had to throw 1/4 of them away because they were half an inch long
Hopeoner513
Excellent work chef! Variety is the spice of life!
itsyoursmileandeyes
Thank you for that chuckle 🤭😆
dshotseattle
What chives? Were you chopping shoelace aglets?
kitchenjudoka
My beer just came out my nose.
I had a shitty union Sous Chef, that tried to get his mouth breather son in law hired. The SIL during his stage, whipped out a bread knife, then tried to chop parsley & chives with it.
He didn’t get the job & was really mad. I wanted to tell him to go into landscaping, since he likes cutting grass.
Myusernameisbee
I want to go home.
Obvious_Bandicoot631
More inconsistent that my bi-polar ex-gf.
th3t10m4n
You should’ve cut it straight into the stainless prep table…
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Nice job, shoemaker. At least you used the correct cutting board.
Those are scallions.
Straight fire chef
You monster
Look at how they massacred my boy…
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Why did you use the flour dicer?
Better than Gordon Ramsey!
You’re better off using a spoon to cut those chives.
I don’t really know anything about chives
This is what happens when you leave a new dishie unsupervised.
Throw the whole restaurant away.
Bruh that serrated there is just a prop; you used a spoon to whack those poor boys.
No hate here, but in the words of Tyra Banks: “It is so bad, I want to give you a zero. But that’s not possible, so I’m going to give you a 1.”
Perfection. Each whimsical cut a testament to the chaotic nature of man.
How you make the right side of your cutting board look like Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark?
That’s Harold.
Our dishy cut the chives last week, some of them legitimately looked like this. Had to throw 1/4 of them away because they were half an inch long
Excellent work chef! Variety is the spice of life!
Thank you for that chuckle 🤭😆
What chives? Were you chopping shoelace aglets?
My beer just came out my nose.
I had a shitty union Sous Chef, that tried to get his mouth breather son in law hired. The SIL during his stage, whipped out a bread knife, then tried to chop parsley & chives with it.
He didn’t get the job & was really mad. I wanted to tell him to go into landscaping, since he likes cutting grass.
I want to go home.
More inconsistent that my bi-polar ex-gf.
You should’ve cut it straight into the stainless prep table…