Rate my chives

by yuggpug

24 Comments

  1. OkWest8964

    Nice job, shoemaker. At least you used the correct cutting board.

  2. chocomeeel

    You’re better off using a spoon to cut those chives.

  3. AIShalmanezer

    I don’t really know anything about chives

  4. bwoahful___

    This is what happens when you leave a new dishie unsupervised.

  5. BallDesperate2140

    Bruh that serrated there is just a prop; you used a spoon to whack those poor boys.

  6. 20seconds20hrs

    No hate here, but in the words of Tyra Banks: “It is so bad, I want to give you a zero. But that’s not possible, so I’m going to give you a 1.”

  7. twodogsfighting

    Perfection. Each whimsical cut a testament to the chaotic nature of man.

  8. sagiterrible

    How you make the right side of your cutting board look like Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark?

    That’s Harold.

  9. Our dishy cut the chives last week, some of them legitimately looked like this. Had to throw 1/4 of them away because they were half an inch long

  10. Hopeoner513

    Excellent work chef! Variety is the spice of life!

  11. itsyoursmileandeyes

    Thank you for that chuckle 🤭😆

  12. dshotseattle

    What chives? Were you chopping shoelace aglets?

  13. kitchenjudoka

    My beer just came out my nose.

    I had a shitty union Sous Chef, that tried to get his mouth breather son in law hired. The SIL during his stage, whipped out a bread knife, then tried to chop parsley & chives with it.

    He didn’t get the job & was really mad. I wanted to tell him to go into landscaping, since he likes cutting grass.

  14. Obvious_Bandicoot631

    More inconsistent that my bi-polar ex-gf.

  15. th3t10m4n

    You should’ve cut it straight into the stainless prep table…

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