Would you still eat this normally, or rotate the burger by 90⁰?

by ROOTBEER360

33 Comments

  1. Chrillio

    I’m rotating it before disassembles itself onto the floor

  2. contrarymary27

    I’m eating each component individually like i do all my burger 

  3. Dull-Possibility1695

    Just make it a regular half burger but send it back

  4. wild-flicka

    Is this what AI thinks a burger looks like?

  5. Heylookaguy

    Crush both sides together then eat it like a hotdog.

    That’s what I would do if I hadn’t just thrown the whole plate at whoever made it.

    Also OP. Delete this before you give Wendy’s more stupid ideas.

  6. _joeBone_

    I gotta flip it.. I feel like I would be sucking things out of my teeth all night in this orientation.

    Flossburger

  7. leperaffinity56

    This is what the future will think cheese burgers are

  8. Operator_102

    Option 3: Kill it with fire!

    Meat to bun ratio is wack enough to incite anger.

    And what the fuck is that burger even? Watered down Liquid Essence of grill on it? That’s sus enough to qualify as “may be meat, possibly cat food, found on 7/11 washroom floor”

  9. No-Adhesiveness-8178

    I don’t like the bread to meat ratio.

  10. DirtDickTheDastardly

    Spread buns and give that thing some top tier anilingus.

  11. I would eat it with a fork and knife and never return to this restaurant again

  12. Mmmm just what I want in my burger a month full of nothing but bread!

  13. ShitStainedDildo

    idk but the entire thing probably fits in my mouth

  14. I’d throw it in the chefs face and tell him I didn’t order a hot dog

  15. coffeemanpdx

    First off, no. Second, where the f*ck is the “chef” that made this monstrosity? I’m beating him to death with his own shoes.

  16. Mako_sato_ftw

    i’m driving my car into the restaurant

  17. Competitive_Use_6351

    I do think the only solution is murder

  18. Wasting_Time1234

    Some poor customer would be cheated out of some protein in this vagina-esque sandwhich.

  19. CyclonexJack

    Cut each side of the stupid bun in half and settle for half a stupid burger, Then tell whoever made it they’re stupid.

  20. laceyisspacey

    this seems like it shouldn’t be physically possible. makes me brain feel like it’s looking at one of those optical illusions

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