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Welcome back to another episode of me pissing off the Americans today I’ll be making a Caesar salad because anything that’s even remotely healthy repels y’all fat ass you want to slice up some lettuce and some testicle Tomatoes now I realize I could make my own homemade
Croutons by using stale bread but then I realized that’s way too much effort so we’ll be using store-bought now a lot of y’all in the comments might want to try to sound smart and ask well you know man if you’re gonna use your store-bought croutons why aren’t you using your
Store-bought sauce and to that I would say go yourself for the homemade sauce you want to dice up some garlic and a bowl tossing two egg yolks add in a little bit of Parmesan cheese after adding in your egg yolks add in a little bit of Worcestershire sauce add in sauce
You just want to douse it in a little bit of balsamic vinegar slice open a lemon and squeeze your juices inside you know I gotta add some of that five spice powder mix and add the Mayo and your garlic mix until smooth on your lettuce lay on your testicle Tomatoes your
Store-bought croutons and your homemade sauce top it off with a little bit of Parmesan cheese ah Perfection 10 out of 10. you know this salad tasting like Freedom the sauce be tasting like oil what other American stereotypes gonna fit with them slavery
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As an American, the only thing I’m offended by is the subpar croutons
I guess he is trying to be funny, little did he know he already succeed with the animal he sitting ontop of his head.
You can not trigger American with food alteration. They are not like "some" nation desperate to keep their food as is.
as a proud American that is 500 pounds and has 19 guns, i will retaliate by calling you a fucking goofy man that adds 5 spice to everything like holy shit use different spices god damn (joke)
Pissing Off Americans
By Making A Salad That Was Invented On July 24th 1924 In Tijuana Mexico. The Salad Is Actually Named After Its Creator Ceaser Cardini Not The Roman Emperor. Thought I'd Share A Fun Fact To You Lovely People
As an American, it’s disappointing as f-
Jk- it looks good tbh
Bro really said slavery
JAAA
The code says fivespic in every meal😎
“Go fuck yoursel-“ got me
Salad to piss off american 💀💀💀💀💀
Julius caesar be like:👁👄👁
I'm bulking
Casually disrespecting countries
Makes ceasar salad with homemade sauce, adds 5 spice and doesnt use anchovies… is this even ceasar salad?
Bro really? What did we do to your mama?
bro you're pissing off everyone where are you from, ANTARCTICA? 💀
Bro what the hell
As an 🇺🇸 I can say im pissed off
As an American I got scared of this video and got W burger (jk bro)
Squeeze some of your juice inside 😂😂😂
"Tesstical tomatoes "…WTF
"slavery"💀
I am an American and it doesn't piss me off because some of us eat a Caesar salad
It aint pissing me off it just makes me hungry
💀☠️💀 when ww11 starts😮
As a American I can’t be more offended
Testicle tomatoes💀
MAYO????
The part when he says "what other american steriotypes can I throw at them, Slaver-" that got me going tbh
Bruh really said " Slavery" 😂😂
Five spice podwer the key ingredient
Your band from america
Ceeeeeezaaaaaaaaar
Thanks for the diet
I thought the croutons was chicken 😂