Uncle Roger Traumatised By Joe Bastianich Risotto!

Uncle Roger Traumatised By Joe Bastianich Risotto!

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Today we’re going to review this Chef nephew Jo this nephew wearing suit to make Italian food Uncle Roger don’t have good feeling about this risoto this classic Italian Dish Uncle Ro don’t like risoto risoto is wrong way of making rice too wet and sticky to begin two pans chicken stock

Broth supposed to be transparent why your broth look like gray High whole dish already messed up no way you can make that clean extra olive oil probably 2 or 3 tablespoons worth in the pan he put so much oil in there duai just called they want their oil back we take

Our shallots which I’ve di see he using shallot also shallot is better version of onion only poor people use onion so next I’m going to add a little bit of salt to the shallots that not enough salt NE suit guy use the right amount not the white amount toast my rice just

Like you toast a piece of bread you want it to really nobody care about those two people why they there are they still getting paid by Food Network to be ignored must be nice next step4 cup of white wine boom hi who this cooking video for billionaire people Uncle Roger

Didn’t know I have to own a yacht to watch this video and then we start to stir and we got to stir and stir and stir and stir and we got to watch it like it’s a baby these nephew look so single how you know what bab look like

You see this consistency here you never want so much liquid that it’s boiling and you never want so little liquid that it’s frying niece and nephew you ever notice when you ask white people how to make rice they give you this long explanation full of mathematical formula

One cup rice 1 and 1/2 cup water put on stove simmer 10 minute ha yeah too much too many instruction you ask Asian people how they make rice they just tell you you put in rice cooker and press the button what are you stupid next thing

I’m going to do is what we call manare manare means to whip in the butter then just say that no need to show off with your technical term life too short for this loton blue cooking school [ __ ] the butter adds a golden Sheen it makes it creamy then ultimately finishing with

Cheese that the fakest smile ever that the smile you give when your boss trying to make joke and you hate your boss but you still have to smile so I would say a quarter cup of grated Grano pedano all Style no substance this rotto is perfect now

We’ll put it in the plate that all the ingredient no white pepper corn no mushroom no parsley this going to be so weak so weak you whack it from the bottom like this oh you want to eat that this and you tell me you want to eat that [ __ ] where got

Appetizing this look like [ __ ] you feed chicken it look like hospital food people in prison going to ask to send this [ __ ] back Uncle Roger is so disappointed black winter paragor truffle no way to this now gr it right on top you have all the aroma from the

Truffle this rice looks so wet look at this you can see your reflection inside Mulan is going to start singing when she see this rice Fantastico that is how you make risoto like a Master Chef what the hell Uncle Roger just watched why this [ __ ] on

British national TV ha what is this show this is the food version of Thum and Dumber Uncle Roger haven’t F this upset since my ex-wife Auntie Helen left this guy no hair this guy have too much hair why don’t you donate some of your head to the B Guy high emotional damage