She said she wanted “spicy” curry.

Might be having a baby tonight!

Ghost reaper!

by _KratomPlumber_

21 Comments

  1. grizzly2378

    That’ll make her go into labor even if she isn’t pregnant yet.

  2. dydtaylor

    Where do you live that you can get fresh reapers and ghosts this time of year? Do local vendors have them or do you get them online?

  3. GoblinCacciatore

    Ahaha be sweet. Don’t hurt the kid too. It’s gon happen when it should. Also intercourse is probably the best thing for that to be induced, if you two are into it.

  4. cheeseballgag

    Wishing her luck in turning up the heat enough to yeet that baby out! God speed!! 

  5. Tactical_Assault_Emu

    The kid is gonna come out looking like a flamin’ hot Cheeto

  6. discordianofslack

    Make eggplant Parmesan. It will work. Worked twice for my wife and the multiple women who told us about it.

  7. NetJnkie

    She knows that she’s going to poop during labor, right? Might be adding flames to a fire of pain there.

  8. snoogle312

    Just a heads up, the spicy thing conclusively doesn’t work. All she’s setting herself up for here is to explosively shit all over the L&D table.

  9. TrustIsOverrated

    Didn’t work for me. My (adult now) kid really enjoys spicy, tho.

  10. Resident-Idea-1221

    Ok so hear me out … when I was pregnant with my son I was over it and wanted him to come out . I ordered the spiciest Indian food I could find and ate it for dinner, breakfast and lunch the next day . He was born 12 hours later . Just sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♀️

  11. pornswhiteknight

    Birthing that ass lava is prolly going to hurt more than the child

  12. UGunnaEatThatPickle

    All I can hear is Kevin saying “Stick spicy food up her butt!”

  13. magstar222

    When I was last pregnant the only proven method of inducing labor was nipple stimulation. Just saying!! Congrats to both of you!

  14. Valhalla81

    Caster oil worked for us. I’d prob not recommend the Super spicy route

  15. utubeslasher

    that curry could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch and i have never wanted to eat something more.

  16. WubbaBallace

    If it doesn’t work do the opposite and stick spicy food up her butt

  17. GiraffeThwockmorton

    “And, that’s why little Timmy grew up with such a hot temper.”

  18. Bubbly-Ad-624

    Either way she’s going to shit herself ::shrug::

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