We do our own grind for burgers at the restaurant I’ve been at for over a year now. I turned to my buddy a few weeks ago, “dude… the meat grinder, it’s an auger, an auger is a drill, I’m now referring to this as the Drilldo.”

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  1. sclopiopipio

    We got a professional meat beater over here

  2. raisedbytides

    Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

  3. outtyn1nja

    Should be called the “Crosscontaminator”.

  4. AnybodyLost9200

    But…that’s not the auger. The auger is the spiral part also called the worm. That is the tamper, no?

  5. Sharcbait

    We always called the immersion blender the Drilldo.

  6. holdorfdrums

    I used to call that the Bildo. Beef dildo.

  7. Large_Desk_4193

    Idk that looks like a chingadera to me

  8. JuryDangerous6794

    Unless you are grinding pork in which case it could be The Butt Plug and of course the auger is now The Grindr.

    I don’t think anything beats Drilldo though.

  9. StupidMario64

    My dumbass thought this was a pepper grinder

  10. Relative_Yesterday70

    I dunno but looks good keep up the good work

  11. Adorable_Bee3833

    If you want to get crazy, a drill is a spiral wedge mechanically speaking. A spike is a narrow tipped wedge. A spike is a cleat. Voila meatcleat.

  12. MrsCheerilee

    He deserves a proper name, maybe someone’s dad’s name

  13. Retroreadytwo

    Watch that metal bit fall into a burger, that nsf approved ?

  14. HolyFuckImOldNow

    If you ever lose it, don’t use the handle of anything to poke product into the chute. Especially don’t use metal things. Results will be… bad.

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