Delicious paleo salmon from PicNik. Also got a matcha latte. Both amazing. It’s expensive but it tasted like a home cooked meal from a private chef.
by pleasedontjudgeme13
28 Comments
Water2Wine378
wtf is that looks like someone threw a bunch of rocks in a to go box! Austin is so ridiculous when it comes to food! What did you pay for that? 20$
_Itsallogre
Ok before reading the description I was actually going to make a joke about picnik portion size being out of control huge because a lot of jokes I make on here compare tons of shitty cringe austin food to picnik as the standard…this is really it.
Business_Strawberry3
I’m so glad I am a decent cook.
Verrakai
There’s a new potato bigger than the salmon portion.
PizzaPartyAdventure
I really really want to judge this, but I’m going to respect your handle 😅
Water2Wine378
I looked up the place and the menu prices are insane for the portion sizes, they hide behind the special diet veil to justify robbing from their customers!! Wow I’ve never heard of this place and am glad you made me aware to never go there!! 😅
yongiiii
Let me grab my pop corn.
goodgreat123
Is the salmon in the room with us?
ravidsquirrels
I thought the salmon was a roll 😅
seattlesurlybaby
My man gets that plate with a bigger protein serving and better potatoes and it costs us ~$9 and ~20 min labor
FatInAustin
I need to spend $35 on that gruel like I need a dick in the ass wow! You got robbed
Tamburello_
Surely this is a joke.
frankiehollywood68
This thread is hilarious….
sunechidna1
Ngl this looks dry and bland af.
NotoriousHEB
I’m on a very slow mission to eat everywhere in Brentwood/North Loop and this is the reason picnik is last on the list
I’m sure it’s good and glad you enjoyed your food but 35 for that holy schnikes
cons72
This is a joke right?
istartedpanicking
Paleo doesn’t mean it had to look like Paleolithic man prepared it.
This looks like it came to you from Whole Foods via their dumpster.
bitcoin_moon_wsb
Is this post a joke?
FlopShanoobie
Jesus wept.
the_beeve
I live around the corner. I’ve been to Suzi’s, been to Pinthouse 25 times, went to Noble Pig, been to The Pit BBQ, been to Gusto, been to Phoenicia bigly. Made it to Dope Chinese, never been to PikNik.
Firsttimepostr
Garbage. Overpriced. Overcooked.
hitch_please
Bro. $35 for 2 oz salmon, some potatoes and veg? You could get a pound of salmon for $20 plus sides at central market or Whole Foods and it would be cheaper per meal for the week. This is a racket and you’re getting ripped off.
gondolf747
This doesn’t pass the eye test for me.
spipscards
Everything in the box looks like it is cooked poorly. That salmon is waaaay overdone.
Halcyon512
Just add water and you have sadness soup
kingofwoodbine
Fuck Picnik
4fluff2head0
They fucked you, dude….
junkdrawer512pt2
Oh. We judging you. On a scale of 1-white sand how overcooked was your salmon nugget?
28 Comments
wtf is that looks like someone threw a bunch of rocks in a to go box! Austin is so ridiculous when it comes to food! What did you pay for that? 20$
Ok before reading the description I was actually going to make a joke about picnik portion size being out of control huge because a lot of jokes I make on here compare tons of shitty cringe austin food to picnik as the standard…this is really it.
I’m so glad I am a decent cook.
There’s a new potato bigger than the salmon portion.
I really really want to judge this, but I’m going to respect your handle 😅
I looked up the place and the menu prices are insane for the portion sizes, they hide behind the special diet veil to justify robbing from their customers!! Wow I’ve never heard of this place and am glad you made me aware to never go there!! 😅
Let me grab my pop corn.
Is the salmon in the room with us?
I thought the salmon was a roll 😅
My man gets that plate with a bigger protein serving and better potatoes and it costs us ~$9 and ~20 min labor
I need to spend $35 on that gruel like I need a dick in the ass wow! You got robbed
Surely this is a joke.
This thread is hilarious….
Ngl this looks dry and bland af.
I’m on a very slow mission to eat everywhere in Brentwood/North Loop and this is the reason picnik is last on the list
I’m sure it’s good and glad you enjoyed your food but 35 for that holy schnikes
This is a joke right?
Paleo doesn’t mean it had to look like Paleolithic man prepared it.
This looks like it came to you from Whole Foods via their dumpster.
Is this post a joke?
Jesus wept.
I live around the corner. I’ve been to Suzi’s, been to Pinthouse 25 times, went to Noble Pig, been to The Pit BBQ, been to Gusto, been to Phoenicia bigly. Made it to Dope Chinese, never been to PikNik.
Garbage. Overpriced. Overcooked.
Bro. $35 for 2 oz salmon, some potatoes and veg? You could get a pound of salmon for $20 plus sides at central market or Whole Foods and it would be cheaper per meal for the week. This is a racket and you’re getting ripped off.
This doesn’t pass the eye test for me.
Everything in the box looks like it is cooked poorly. That salmon is waaaay overdone.
Just add water and you have sadness soup
Fuck Picnik
They fucked you, dude….
Oh. We judging you. On a scale of 1-white sand how overcooked was your salmon nugget?