Nah, most of these are fine, even if some are decidedly non-traditional. The only pizzas that strike me as truly criminal are the tuna and corn pizza (though it could be okay with white sauce- kinda like tuna casserole), the gold leaf abomination, and potentially the salad pizza (if the lettuce gets baked 100% crime, but I’ve enjoyed Mexican pizzas that had lettuce added after). Sushi pizza’s kinda a fruit pizza situation, in that I wouldn’t qualify it as a pizza, but it sounds tasty enough to be good in its own right. Frutti di mare is questionable due to the shells and the pizza cone is just regular pizza flavors in a silly shape. Otherwise these are all just normal pizzas or unusual takes on pizza that I’d 100% smash.
JakeGrey
Since when is a stuffed crust a pizza crime? And doner meat is a perfectly legitimate topping, although I’d skip the drizzle of yoghurt and mint.
SabziZindagi
A Neapolitan is normally made with fior di latte mozarella, not buffalo. Buffalo can make a thin base too watery.
GreatLonk
To be honest Tarte flambee, Hawaiian and calzone are pretty tasty 😋
OldStyleThor
Swing and a miss!
CherryKrisKross
Pizza Crunch is intense, I tried it while staying at a mate’s parent’s house in Glasgow. Started sweating and had to go to the toilet thinking I was gonna puke.
The dad just said “aye, it’s a bit much grease for some’o’ya” lol
Artisttype1984
Neapolitan for the Win!
quasimort
Neither tarte flambée or pissaladière are pizzas. Or is any kind of pie a pizza ?
icelandichorsey
This is trash because some are literally Italian pizzas and others like tarte flambé, no one calls them a pizza.
Airsick lowlander
mister-tt77
I am in an existantial anger right now, ”TARTE FLAMBÉE”, FIRST OF ALL IT DOESN’T AVEC HAS CLOSE INGREDIENTS TO BE A PIZZA, SECOND THING, IT’S NOT EVEN ITALAN, IT, IS, ALSACIEN FROM FRICKING ALSACE IN FRANCE, I’VE ALREADY SEEN A TOURIST EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE, ALREADY WAS ABOUT TO BURST AND STRANGLE THIS PERSON, BUT, IT’S OKAY YOU MAY NOT KNOW, BUT, BUT BUT BUT, IF, I SEE ANYONE, CALL IT, A FUCKING PIZZA ONE DAY, I’LL TEAR IT’S FLESH APART AND SHOVE METAL IN FUSION THROUGH YOUR ORGANS AND RIP OFF YOUR NERVE SYSTEM WITH MY BARE TEETH.
Ok, thanks for listening, are careful to anyone crossing my path, beware of the danger you may encounter dear friend.
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Nah, most of these are fine, even if some are decidedly non-traditional. The only pizzas that strike me as truly criminal are the tuna and corn pizza (though it could be okay with white sauce- kinda like tuna casserole), the gold leaf abomination, and potentially the salad pizza (if the lettuce gets baked 100% crime, but I’ve enjoyed Mexican pizzas that had lettuce added after). Sushi pizza’s kinda a fruit pizza situation, in that I wouldn’t qualify it as a pizza, but it sounds tasty enough to be good in its own right. Frutti di mare is questionable due to the shells and the pizza cone is just regular pizza flavors in a silly shape. Otherwise these are all just normal pizzas or unusual takes on pizza that I’d 100% smash.
Since when is a stuffed crust a pizza crime? And doner meat is a perfectly legitimate topping, although I’d skip the drizzle of yoghurt and mint.
A Neapolitan is normally made with fior di latte mozarella, not buffalo. Buffalo can make a thin base too watery.
To be honest Tarte flambee, Hawaiian and calzone are pretty tasty 😋
Swing and a miss!
Pizza Crunch is intense, I tried it while staying at a mate’s parent’s house in Glasgow. Started sweating and had to go to the toilet thinking I was gonna puke.
The dad just said “aye, it’s a bit much grease for some’o’ya” lol
Neapolitan for the Win!
Neither tarte flambée or pissaladière are pizzas. Or is any kind of pie a pizza ?
This is trash because some are literally Italian pizzas and others like tarte flambé, no one calls them a pizza.
Airsick lowlander
I am in an existantial anger right now, ”TARTE FLAMBÉE”, FIRST OF ALL IT DOESN’T AVEC HAS CLOSE INGREDIENTS TO BE A PIZZA, SECOND THING, IT’S NOT EVEN ITALAN, IT, IS, ALSACIEN FROM FRICKING ALSACE IN FRANCE, I’VE ALREADY SEEN A TOURIST EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE, ALREADY WAS ABOUT TO BURST AND STRANGLE THIS PERSON, BUT, IT’S OKAY YOU MAY NOT KNOW, BUT, BUT BUT BUT, IF, I SEE ANYONE, CALL IT, A FUCKING PIZZA ONE DAY, I’LL TEAR IT’S FLESH APART AND SHOVE METAL IN FUSION THROUGH YOUR ORGANS AND RIP OFF YOUR NERVE SYSTEM WITH MY BARE TEETH.
Ok, thanks for listening, are careful to anyone crossing my path, beware of the danger you may encounter dear friend.
Brazil: *all of them*