I respect that highly committed person, who slaps his dick on a hot pizza.
LowKeyWalrus
How long we wait after we took the pizza out of the oven to put the dick on it? Anyone? Is there a sweet spot? Or like, straight away, then drop it like it’s hot?
Dogfishhead789
Did you ask for 4 cheese pizza. The listed 4 cheese are . mozzarella cheese, Swiss cheese, pepper jack cheese and Dick cheese.
mychemclass
Did your wife/gf eat the slice too… I would hire a private detective…
celestial1
Someone slapped this repost on my feed.
UraeusCurse
Fake.
CantankerousOrder
Looks more like a pepper mill and a grab for likes.
signmeupnot
Some object resembling sure
HuikesLeftArm
Still better than deep dish
gigoran
If that’s a 12” pizza, he must have been a tiny little fella
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They still ate it
And they added a lot of dick cheese I see
American Pie
It’s fine, just eat around it
I respect that highly committed person, who slaps his dick on a hot pizza.
How long we wait after we took the pizza out of the oven to put the dick on it? Anyone? Is there a sweet spot? Or like, straight away, then drop it like it’s hot?
Did you ask for 4 cheese pizza. The listed 4 cheese are . mozzarella cheese, Swiss cheese, pepper jack cheese and Dick cheese.
Did your wife/gf eat the slice too… I would hire a private detective…
Someone slapped this repost on my feed.
Fake.
Looks more like a pepper mill and a grab for likes.
Some object resembling sure
Still better than deep dish
If that’s a 12” pizza, he must have been a tiny little fella