Ever wanted to cook a hot dog with Thermite? Well, here’s how to do it!



by ExoGeniVI

19 Comments

  1. I always respect thought emporium for just being able to and doing whatever weird shit they wanna do

  2. bottomdasher

    Boiling is the most absolutely vile, disgusting hot dog cooking method, please outlaw it.

  3. Arcticstorm058

    Has anyone else noticed that the final hot dog had grill marks on it?

  4. CynicWalnut

    Aren’t hotdogs precooked? You’re just warming it up.

  5. poopooTWU

    No steam nothing this thing is lukewarm at best and 100% ice cold in the middle

  6. ptolemy18

    That looks like the 4th of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad.

  7. AlysandirDrake

    “Point hot-dog-flavored-water towards enemy.”

  8. OldLebaneseNerd

    boiled hot dogs are something that i can’t understand, why would u ever want to eat boiled meat in a tube? u can simply fry it on a pan with some oil and the smell alone is worth it, takes like 5 minutes…boiled hotdogs….go figure.

  9. Make sure you have room to run away . . .

    Never thought I’d hear that when cooking

  10. Capable-Respond-4472

    The excellent sound effects made me laugh more than anything else today

  11. amor_fati_42

    Not good, but the ketchup was the worst part.

  12. legenduu

    People always be cookin hotdogs when really they are just heating them up

  13. Bubs_McGee223

    That is the most disappointing product ever. It promises high explosive, but delivers fizzle and an undercooked hot dog.

  14. wolflordval

    So that’s why the Costco hotdogs hit different

  15. DickEd209

    I’m certain I saw a guy – a cop, iirc – in an old 80’s film cook a hot dog wiener by putting a wire into a desk lamp, skewering the wiener onto something else and sticking the wire from the lamp into the wiener.

    Edit; yep. Shit film.

    https://youtu.be/QHuDYNGdO7A?si=Wm6wOtP6GzxNlUXd

    Skip to 108:35

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