I’m seriously not proud of myself for witnessing this…( ashamed even, because I am currently working at the same place this is sold at.) Safeway, Belmont California.
by Human-fruitsalad0001
26 Comments
Human-fruitsalad0001
I’m definitely going to be unable to sleep properly tonight.
ChanglingBlake
Product itself is not a crime as it is not pizza; it is…soup, I guess? Or a sauce, maybe. Was gonna say pasta, but there isn’t any, so…
The *name*, however, deserves a lifetime sentence.
Soft-Ad-8975
Pastaless pasta?
Soft-Ad-8975
We had surplus ingredients?
__literally_nobody__
This reminds me of the cup of pizza from The Jerk.
Low_Wall_7828
I got one for like $2 and it was awful. Somehow it was greasy.
feisty-frisco87
Pizza casserole basically.
ThisIsMockingjay2020
Appeals to keto diets?
I guess you could melt it and pour it over pizza? Maybe?
Secret-Ad-2253
Tried one.
Once. Never again.
The cheese man… I’m having flashbacks and they’re not great.
6feet12cm
It’s for keto diets, that require no carbs, some protein and lots of fat.
AIShalmanezer
Ngl, place I used to work did a crustless calzone, basically (this) a dish of mozz/choicecof ingredients/sauce/more mozz baked in the pizza oven and it was fucken delicious
Not pizza though
ClassicCustoms2010
I had one of those before, the pepperoni one IIRC. It wasn’t what I would call peak food, even by the standards of frozen dinners.
Fulmunmagik
The not-pizza section
horror-geek
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FrankBakerstone
Celiac friendly?
MuffinPuff
I love those types of bowls lol. All of the flavor I want without the pointless bread
i tried one and they are not good at all. you would be better off just purchasing cheese and tomato sauce with whatever toppings.
VelociRawPotater
So lasagna?
pugawugapoog
pizza “bowls” can be got from a lot of the pizza chains these days. Banquet is one of the lowest of the low as far as frozen meals go though. i would not.
RemarkablyQuiet434
Ehh, it’s for keto/no carb crowd. Let them do them
kd8qdz
Casserole. its a casserole.
MEGA_TOES
Spaghetti with no noodle… sauce, cheese, and toppings-
CrippledJesus97
The crime is its called a pizza when its really just pizza topping soup
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I’m definitely going to be unable to sleep properly tonight.
Product itself is not a crime as it is not pizza; it is…soup, I guess? Or a sauce, maybe. Was gonna say pasta, but there isn’t any, so…
The *name*, however, deserves a lifetime sentence.
Pastaless pasta?
We had surplus ingredients?
This reminds me of the cup of pizza from The Jerk.
I got one for like $2 and it was awful. Somehow it was greasy.
Pizza casserole basically.
Appeals to keto diets?
I guess you could melt it and pour it over pizza? Maybe?
Tried one.
Once. Never again.
The cheese man… I’m having flashbacks and they’re not great.
It’s for keto diets, that require no carbs, some protein and lots of fat.
Ngl, place I used to work did a crustless calzone, basically (this) a dish of mozz/choicecof ingredients/sauce/more mozz baked in the pizza oven and it was fucken delicious
Not pizza though
I had one of those before, the pepperoni one IIRC. It wasn’t what I would call peak food, even by the standards of frozen dinners.
The not-pizza section
Advertisment starts up
“Are you sick of your local pizzahut ? We know you are so come on to lasagna hut”
Celiac friendly?
I love those types of bowls lol. All of the flavor I want without the pointless bread
Maybe if it had some Pasta in it!??? Lol
An eggless omelette perhaps?
https://youtu.be/9Ah4tW-k8Ao?si=7hcWfm4zDOSNEoKP
i tried one and they are not good at all. you would be better off just purchasing cheese and tomato sauce with whatever toppings.
So lasagna?
pizza “bowls” can be got from a lot of the pizza chains these days. Banquet is one of the lowest of the low as far as frozen meals go though. i would not.
Ehh, it’s for keto/no carb crowd. Let them do them
Casserole. its a casserole.
Spaghetti with no noodle… sauce, cheese, and toppings-
The crime is its called a pizza when its really just pizza topping soup
Ya know… if I could eat that I would