The pizza itself was delicious, but the cut job and topping distribution were just sad
The pizza itself was delicious, but the cut job and topping distribution were just sad
by Iximaz
10 Comments
Itchy-Quit6651
30 days, suspended sentence.
LaserGadgets
Looks a bit like you sliced it and then reoranized the slices oO the cheese pattern matches here n there…. Generally not a bad pizzy though. Perfectly round looks like a cheap store bought frozen pizza.
OppressorOppressed
understated choice of topping, kudos on that.
HowellPellsGallery
nothing escapes the singularity of a black hole. not light, not heat, not olives
cuylernotscott
It’s normally a misdemeanor so they’d usually have to talk to a judge about this, but did call it delicious. I’m gonna give this guy a written warning and send him on his way.
Now I’m sitting in my squad car. Breathing heavily. Thinking about whether I’d have let them off so easily if they weren’t so generous with the olives. Am I going soft, or have I just seen too much? Is my love for olives making me biased? I dunno. I guess I’ll be on to the next call.
drmanhattanbeach
The bread rose and pushed all the toppings to the center.
Cautious-Ad6727
Black olives are my favorite. I can taste it now would’ve been awesome if it was like that over the entire thing.
gordyhowitzer
Honestly, it looks tasty, maybe a new person on the line with that topping and sauce distribution – it would be a verbal warning from me. The cut is way off too, how big was it?
joyofsovietcooking
This pizza looks as if it were assembled on a conveyor belt with robot-controlled funnels that dropped sauce, cheese chunks, and sliced olives onto raw dough as it passed.
10 Comments
30 days, suspended sentence.
Looks a bit like you sliced it and then reoranized the slices oO the cheese pattern matches here n there….
Generally not a bad pizzy though. Perfectly round looks like a cheap store bought frozen pizza.
understated choice of topping, kudos on that.
nothing escapes the singularity of a black hole. not light, not heat, not olives
It’s normally a misdemeanor so they’d usually have to talk to a judge about this, but did call it delicious. I’m gonna give this guy a written warning and send him on his way.
Now I’m sitting in my squad car. Breathing heavily. Thinking about whether I’d have let them off so easily if they weren’t so generous with the olives. Am I going soft, or have I just seen too much? Is my love for olives making me biased? I dunno. I guess I’ll be on to the next call.
The bread rose and pushed all the toppings to the center.
Black olives are my favorite. I can taste it now would’ve been awesome if it was like that over the entire thing.
Honestly, it looks tasty, maybe a new person on the line with that topping and sauce distribution – it would be a verbal warning from me. The cut is way off too, how big was it?
This pizza looks as if it were assembled on a conveyor belt with robot-controlled funnels that dropped sauce, cheese chunks, and sliced olives onto raw dough as it passed.
She won’t return my calls.