I make briskets pork butts ECT. Kids never want any. Wife will eat one serving. The rest is for me and I invite friends over for beers. Works out for me.
Familiar_Effective84
To bad
KruxAF
This is why i do 4lbers or so.
Fancy-Barracuda8673
There are two lessons you can teach. The right one: you’re eating barbecue or nothing. Tough luck. Put it on your plate you eat it, or just eat the sides. The other lesson: more bbq for me. Cook them the cheapest hot dogs there is. Let them eat. Then tell them what they’re made of. Eyeballs. Dookie chutes. Tongues. Ears. Pig lips.
B8conB8conB8con
Bad parenting if you give in
trailrunner79
Throw some hot dogs on there when you’re done. Who gives a shit, more pork for you.
Mr_Green-Skin
Well, just do what my dad would have done. “You can hot dogs next week, now eat your pulled pork”
Curmudgeon7777
I believe the proper response is Too Bad So Sad
RepresentativeArm389
We have no hot dogs!! Now eat the damned pork or go hungry!! (Inspired by my dear father.)
Gnosticbastard
Story of my life.
BR1M570N3
“Your faults as son is my failure as a father” -Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator
bridesign34
More pork for meeeeee
midwest73
I’m lucky I guess. Two daughters, one who used to be super picky, one still picky. When it comes to something on the smoker, all I get is “Is it done yet? It smells good.” 😂
NarrowNefariousness6
Summing up parenting is whatever happens following this interaction.
MonsieurBishop
Happened to me too, bro I feel you.
Mecha_Cthulhu
I literally just spent a few hours making homemade gumbo last weekend because one of my kids asked for *Dad’s* chicken and sausage gumbo.
Made him a bowl and he immediately said it wasn’t the right kind. I don’t know of any other kind…
This is also the middle kid that says I never do anything for him.
__Sentient_Fedora__
Nah.
RMFT68
That’s not parenting. Your response to what they said is parenting.
F1DNA
Only 9 hours for an 8lbs sphincter and it wasn’t resting for half the day before serving? Fucking amateur hour over here.
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I would literally punch it down their neck.
More for me, nerds.
Little shits are eating pork or nothing.
I make briskets pork butts ECT. Kids never want any. Wife will eat one serving. The rest is for me and I invite friends over for beers. Works out for me.
To bad
This is why i do 4lbers or so.
There are two lessons you can teach. The right one: you’re eating barbecue or nothing. Tough luck. Put it on your plate you eat it, or just eat the sides. The other lesson: more bbq for me. Cook them the cheapest hot dogs there is. Let them eat. Then tell them what they’re made of. Eyeballs. Dookie chutes. Tongues. Ears. Pig lips.
Bad parenting if you give in
Throw some hot dogs on there when you’re done. Who gives a shit, more pork for you.
Well, just do what my dad would have done. “You can hot dogs next week, now eat your pulled pork”
I believe the proper response is Too Bad So Sad
We have no hot dogs!! Now eat the damned pork or go hungry!! (Inspired by my dear father.)
Story of my life.
“Your faults as son is my failure as a father”
-Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator
More pork for meeeeee
I’m lucky I guess. Two daughters, one who used to be super picky, one still picky. When it comes to something on the smoker, all I get is “Is it done yet? It smells good.” 😂
Summing up parenting is whatever happens following this interaction.
Happened to me too, bro I feel you.
I literally just spent a few hours making homemade gumbo last weekend because one of my kids asked for *Dad’s* chicken and sausage gumbo.
Made him a bowl and he immediately said it wasn’t the right kind. I don’t know of any other kind…
This is also the middle kid that says I never do anything for him.
Nah.
That’s not parenting. Your response to what they said is parenting.
Only 9 hours for an 8lbs sphincter and it wasn’t resting for half the day before serving? Fucking amateur hour over here.