Went to Costco and my girlfriend said I should try their “sauce”
We got into an argument because I was confused about what she meant because they didn’t have any garlic sauce or ranch. She left and came back with this.
by kamislick
24 Comments
leakytiki415
I have left woman for less then this 🚩🚩🚩
Competitive_Shame317
Is that relish? 🤢
git0ffmylawnm8
This is when you tell her you need to get some milk.
Ditch her and run. Don’t look back.
Barewithhippie
LMFAOO
SeoulPower88
That’s a no for me dawg
oliveoilcrisis
RIP your relationship
WrestleBox
“What do you mean you need some time to yourself?”
Compducer

redditsuckspokey1
Hot dog toppins = pizza toppings.
MisterPeach
You’re gonna have to sit down and have a serious talk with her. This is unacceptable behavior in any relationship. If she disrespects a perfectly good pizza like that how do you think she’ll treat you?
boibig57
Just let her know I hate her, please.
Pretend_Situation905
Bonkers
ZoNeS_v2
Is that frog spawn?
Erock94
Dating a savage
Tuques
Costco chicken sauce is fucking amazing.
sammidavisjr
Honest question: is she from another country? Costcos in Taiwan, people thought not hitting the condiments was like passing up free real estate. Walking out with multiple bags of diced onions and relish, and making disgusting mustard/relish/ketchup sauces to dip with pizza, chicken rolls, sushi, you name it.
BaconPersuasion
I think she’s pregnant.
davisyoung
I’ve had pastrami pizza with pickles and mustard but this is something I would not relish.
Pcriz
Need some minor charges for eating it in the car on a paper plate.
A_Coin_Toss_Friendo
The crime here is eating such a messy food inside of a car.
SwissyRescue
That’s relish, not sauce.
Superb_Exchange_5050
She’s got bad taste. Atleast you now know why she is with you.
bunnyfloofington
I mean, don’t people put pickles on pizza tho?
tanya2137
That’s fucked, they have great pizza and she ruined it
24 Comments
I have left woman for less then this 🚩🚩🚩
Is that relish? 🤢
This is when you tell her you need to get some milk.
Ditch her and run. Don’t look back.
LMFAOO
That’s a no for me dawg
RIP your relationship
“What do you mean you need some time to yourself?”

Hot dog toppins = pizza toppings.
You’re gonna have to sit down and have a serious talk with her. This is unacceptable behavior in any relationship. If she disrespects a perfectly good pizza like that how do you think she’ll treat you?
Just let her know I hate her, please.
Bonkers
Is that frog spawn?
Dating a savage
Costco chicken sauce is fucking amazing.
Honest question: is she from another country? Costcos in Taiwan, people thought not hitting the condiments was like passing up free real estate. Walking out with multiple bags of diced onions and relish, and making disgusting mustard/relish/ketchup sauces to dip with pizza, chicken rolls, sushi, you name it.
I think she’s pregnant.
I’ve had pastrami pizza with pickles and mustard but this is something I would not relish.
Need some minor charges for eating it in the car on a paper plate.
The crime here is eating such a messy food inside of a car.
That’s relish, not sauce.
She’s got bad taste. Atleast you now know why she is with you.
I mean, don’t people put pickles on pizza tho?
That’s fucked, they have great pizza and she ruined it