Beet pizzas advertise their dangerousness with bright colors to alert and scare away predators.

by Stranger1982

7 Comments

  1. Myriii1911

    First thought it was a strawberry cookie.

  2. ChanglingBlake

    I’m a fan of beets, but they have no business being on a pizza, and definitely not in enough volume to taint the dough that color.

  3. I was about to say i’d try that, then notice the sweetcorn on there, yikes

  4. NorthernH3misphere

    As a pizza predator I can confirm this is a 100% foolproof deterrent.

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