It was *technically* a pizza before it was abused with ketchup; “Technical,” being the worst kind of pizza, though.
Aethernaut902k
That’s toast with jam. Tomato jam, but still
EleventyElevens
This looks like it was tossed on a wet sidewalk
largeicedregular
Only in the depths of hell.
PizzaSchraubi
Oops Piccolini* Well it WAS one
bangedyourmoms
Straight to the slammer for you pal
No_Routine6430
Listen……I love me an English muffin pizza but damn bro put some cheese on it!
Phoenixpizzaiolo21
I’ve never understood the word “hate” until now!
BlackJackJeriKo
what even is that bro?
Asthmos
short answer, no…. long answer also no
the-exiled-muse
This reminds me of the last line in “Goodfellas” for some reason:
“And that’s the hardest part. Today everything is different; there’s no action… have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food – right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
looseygoosey11
Fuck you, OP
Burritozi11a
Get the fuck out 👉🚪
HereIsACasualAsker
the court has decided you dont count as human.
TnTDinomight
Life!
OfficialNotSoRants
Am I the only one that sees a slightly sad smirking dog in this picture?
22 Comments
Not even as food.
Yeah. But its a pizza crime tho
Sure
Death sentence for this one lol
Looks like jam somehow
No
It was *technically* a pizza before it was abused with ketchup; “Technical,” being the worst kind of pizza, though.
That’s toast with jam. Tomato jam, but still
This looks like it was tossed on a wet sidewalk
Only in the depths of hell.
Oops Piccolini*
Well it WAS one
Straight to the slammer for you pal
Listen……I love me an English muffin pizza but damn bro put some cheese on it!
I’ve never understood the word “hate” until now!
what even is that bro?
short answer, no…. long answer
also no
This reminds me of the last line in “Goodfellas” for some reason:
“And that’s the hardest part. Today everything is different; there’s no action… have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food – right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
Fuck you, OP
Get the fuck out 👉🚪
the court has decided you dont count as human.
Life!
Am I the only one that sees a slightly sad smirking dog in this picture?