Look over at my son (6yr) and see his pizza like this. Ask him what he’s doing and swears this is how normal people eat pizza( take topping off and eat then bread separately) and starts to gas light me and tell me I’m weird for eating the pizza “whole”
by ItsAwaterPipe
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I still do this! Usually when the cheese wants to come off by itself in the first place it’s easier to just eat it in layers. It’s the best with frozen pizzas because then they get that slimy crust layer you can scratch off with your teeth before eating the crunchy bottom.
I mean i did similar things at that age. I still do similar things with fried chicken for example by eating the crispy skin first. No criminal act due too being too young to prosecute.
Why’s the picture literally foggy? (Checks glasses a few dozen times… nope picture is still foggy)
Man i swear i seen a Bean pizza…. Well… Eating the topings first is indeed strange but the shock of the possibility of an bean pizza made it almost… Normal? Acceptable?… I dont know
I did this when I was a kid, eat the topping and cheese then scrape the saucy part of the bread then eat the bread
I’ve been doing this since I got weight loss surgery. I’ll eat like half a piece, then just do the toppings. It turns out, if it’s got protein in it, you crave it. But if you’ve maintained, carbs start to taste like cardboard.