One time, I asked “make it super spicy” and I was placing 2 orders, one for food and the other one for boba tea. The make it spicy comment somehow made it to the boba tea order and the guy wrote back on the cup.
“Sir, we don’t have a way to make strawberry boba tea spicy”.
That was the best laugh I had in a long time. I was like, the poor guy must’ve been confused as hell. That who orders spicy boba tea?
vode123
I gotta try this at my indian place, chicken vindaloo pain!
Hafthohlladung
I ordered from my favourite Indian place and said in the Uber Eats notes “last time I ordered, I asked for extra spicy and it wasn’t spicy enough. make me cry”.
Well, the normally brown curry was green because of all the extra peppers they put in. I didn’t cry, but I was definitely put into a euphoric yet painful state and wasn’t able to leave my couch for an hour. I felt all the endorphins. It was a glorious experience, but I haven’t done it since and this was like 2-3 years ago.
ChalkyVonSchmitt
I find spicy Indian food far trickier than equivalent hot sauces or Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc. No idea why, other than that maybe the consistency of thicker curries causes spice to hang around for longer?
Twistedfool1000
I have only eaten Thai food once. The owner asked if I like spicy, and I said, “Sure.” 1 to 4 he asked. I said 3. Got dang did the snot and tears flow!
MayorWest_Meester
Did they deliver?
shpongleyes
Thought I was looking at a Petri dish for a sec
sam_the_beagle
That should be on all menus: mild, hot, spicy, and pain.
I went to a Vietnamese restaurant and asked for the lemon grass soup as hot as they could make it. I had a bout of a cold. As I ate it, tears streamed down my face, and my wife laughed non stopped.
I felt better.
im4peace
It’s so frustrating when you can’t get an Indian place to make your Vindaloo spicy enough. Then it’s equally euphoric when you finally find a place that will deliver the goods. I freaking love legitimately spicy vindaloo.
BoltThrower84
There was a Thai place in Lansing, Michigan that had a special heat level you could request and they would record you while eating it in the restaurant. It was genuinely absurdly hot
DIY_Metal
I used to be a masochist myself.. I still enjoy it in small amounts, but I totally destroyed my stomach 😪 Enjoy every bit of that 🔥🫡 I hope they kept their word and delivered delicious pain! Lol
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One time, I asked “make it super spicy” and I was placing 2 orders, one for food and the other one for boba tea. The make it spicy comment somehow made it to the boba tea order and the guy wrote back on the cup.
“Sir, we don’t have a way to make strawberry boba tea spicy”.
That was the best laugh I had in a long time. I was like, the poor guy must’ve been confused as hell. That who orders spicy boba tea?
I gotta try this at my indian place, chicken vindaloo pain!
I ordered from my favourite Indian place and said in the Uber Eats notes “last time I ordered, I asked for extra spicy and it wasn’t spicy enough. make me cry”.
Well, the normally brown curry was green because of all the extra peppers they put in. I didn’t cry, but I was definitely put into a euphoric yet painful state and wasn’t able to leave my couch for an hour. I felt all the endorphins. It was a glorious experience, but I haven’t done it since and this was like 2-3 years ago.
I find spicy Indian food far trickier than equivalent hot sauces or Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc. No idea why, other than that maybe the consistency of thicker curries causes spice to hang around for longer?
I have only eaten Thai food once. The owner asked if I like spicy, and I said, “Sure.” 1 to 4 he asked. I said 3. Got dang did the snot and tears flow!
Did they deliver?
Thought I was looking at a Petri dish for a sec
That should be on all menus: mild, hot, spicy, and pain.
I went to a Vietnamese restaurant and asked for the lemon grass soup as hot as they could make it. I had a bout of a cold. As I ate it, tears streamed down my face, and my wife laughed non stopped.
I felt better.
It’s so frustrating when you can’t get an Indian place to make your Vindaloo spicy enough. Then it’s equally euphoric when you finally find a place that will deliver the goods. I freaking love legitimately spicy vindaloo.
There was a Thai place in Lansing, Michigan that had a special heat level you could request and they would record you while eating it in the restaurant. It was genuinely absurdly hot
I used to be a masochist myself.. I still enjoy it in small amounts, but I totally destroyed my stomach 😪 Enjoy every bit of that 🔥🫡 I hope they kept their word and delivered delicious pain! Lol