
I saw this great deal on ribeye, like a pound & a half 13 bucks, best we get around here. Guess they were out cause I got these thinass bullshit no-marbling lookingass steaks instead.
Really think this shopper might not even know what animal āsteaksā traditionally come from. Sucks cause I was really looking forward to the ribeye, but can yāall give me some tips hereā¦can I even get a crust or cook rare on this. What do I do to not end up having dry gummy shit for dinner? Yāall think a marinade is gonna be a must?
by cimarronaje

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Tagged NSFW cause they ugly
Looks like someone drove a Bobcat over it
Damn that meat really sucks. I am no meat expert but I’d guess it’s only worth on a stew or something
Yea it looks like ass, but are we gonna discuss the nearly $500 price?!
I would do some stir fry or Mongolian beef
Good news is they will refund it and you’ll have some shitty free meat to cook up lol
You’ve been scammed. Just make bistec encebollado with it.
I know bistec, that’s not it. There is no replacement for ribeye.
Whoa
Is that Cthulu’s labias?
Iād cook those over a heated argument and itāll still come out medium rare.
Not uncommon for places to milk the replacement policy. There are grocery and liquor stores around here I only go to in person.
Is that fucking dollars?????
They straight up sent you meat curtains.
Iād sautĆ© them in butter (making sure not to overcook) and make a steak and cheese sandwich, if you have some bread.
Looks like tripe with red coloring…lol
Beef Fajitas since it’s a good use of… meat flaps. Or grill and cover with chimichurri and serve with a side of rice and beans.
Quick Google search tells me that this steak is meant to be breaded and fried
That’s gonna be tough and chewy if you try to cook it like a ribeye.
I would first stab the fuck out of it to mechanically tenderize. Then either velvet it and cook for stir fry/tacos, or soak in milk then bread it and fry for country fried steak.
Should call her
500 dollars?
Make a Philly cheese steak
Looks like beef gills
Looks like liver.
Thatās what you get for using a delivery app
You gotta velvet this and make a stir fry