I already told you Klaus, I will not eat the fucking bugs.
Hour_Savings146
I’ll pass on that.
WizardInCrimson
On the bright side Malort tastes so horrible you won’t notice that there’s a bug in it.
SnooOpinions8755
Won’t be around for another 200 some years.
Son_of_Sophroniscus
Garcon, there’s a fly in my drink
AduroTri
The WHAT?
Sharp_Impress_5351
“Cicada-infused Malört” was not a sentence I expected to encounter in my lifetime, but here we are…
paraworldblue
That is the Chicagoest thing I have ever seen
EbenOzyn
That is rude to the cicada!
Powrs1ave
I can do that home easily with any drink the Cockroaches will jump in and suicide in it for me to have the following day. What a Brilliant idea lol.
cutezombiedoll
Me and my friends are on vacation in the greater Chicago area rn and when I showed it to them I got a mix of ‘yo we gotta try this!’ and ‘absolutely not’.
what’s with the title? are they going extinct in 17 years?
tobster239
I’ll just eat the cicada thanks.
GerbiloYup
Can I make my own at home? I’ve got the Malört on the bar, and the front tree is getting more covered by cicadas by the minute. Much closer, Noon Whistle is like 45 minutes away! 😆
Birdinmotion
Sure I’d try it
CompetitiveDrop613
Why are cicadas possessing my feed everywhere
A--Creative-Username
That sounds disgusting, why would they ruin a perfectly good cicada
plmunger
I tried Habushu in Japan, which is a rice liquor with a big snake in the bottle. It was actually amazing
AnActualBatDemon
Why ruin a perfectly good cicada with malort
BetterBee2
my dog can’t stop eating the fucking cicadas and I do not plan on joining her weird crusade anytime soon
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Give me some…let‘s drink buddy
At least it will improve the taste of the Malört!
Ew
I already told you Klaus, I will not eat the fucking bugs.
I’ll pass on that.
On the bright side Malort tastes so horrible you won’t notice that there’s a bug in it.
Won’t be around for another 200 some years.
Garcon, there’s a fly in my drink
The WHAT?
“Cicada-infused Malört” was not a sentence I expected to encounter in my lifetime, but here we are…
That is the Chicagoest thing I have ever seen
That is rude to the cicada!
I can do that home easily with any drink the Cockroaches will jump in and suicide in it for me to have the following day. What a Brilliant idea lol.
Me and my friends are on vacation in the greater Chicago area rn and when I showed it to them I got a mix of ‘yo we gotta try this!’ and ‘absolutely not’.
There are no words for how repulsive this is.
This could go awesomely wrong. https://www.science.org/content/article/psychedelic-keeps-cicada-flying-even-after-fungus-has-destroyed-its-abdomen#:~:text=A%20fungus%20called%20Massospora%20cicadina,%2C%20and%20cathinone%2C%20an%20amphetamine.
what’s with the title? are they going extinct in 17 years?
I’ll just eat the cicada thanks.
Can I make my own at home? I’ve got the Malört on the bar, and the front tree is getting more covered by cicadas by the minute. Much closer, Noon Whistle is like 45 minutes away! 😆
Sure I’d try it
Why are cicadas possessing my feed everywhere
That sounds disgusting, why would they ruin a perfectly good cicada
I tried Habushu in Japan, which is a rice liquor with a big snake in the bottle. It was actually amazing
Why ruin a perfectly good cicada with malort
my dog can’t stop eating the fucking cicadas and I do not plan on joining her weird crusade anytime soon
Klaus Schwab approved!
That headline sounds almost like made up words