WTF is this witchcraft?! This may take the cake (pie) for Worst Crimes Against Pizza I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy and the maker should be banned from making any type of food for eternity LOL
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pinniped1
This person needs to be put on trial.
At the Hague…
thatcrazy_child07
this is a war crime
LordHamu
Fish in the microwave is bad enough, but why put the cucumber in the microwave?
Blutruiter
If they actually eat this shit then W/E it’s what they like, and they have a taste for something most ppl wouldn’t touch with a 3ft stick. But if it’s just for making a video to get clicks and gross ppl out, then this person needs to be fined or something. I fucken hate when ppl waist food for stupid videos.
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NaoTwoTheFirst
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loony-cat
The sliced cucumber is the line in the sand for me.
CUCUMBERS DON’T GO ON PIZZA! THEY GO IN SALAD! STOP IT!
DIJames6
This is fuccin disgusting.. Like seriously?? I guarantee this asshole isn’t sitting down eating this..
BAKERBOY99_
Dam I didn’t think it could get any worse until he put it in the microwave lol
Ya_boi_excalibur
At least they used some cheese that wasn’t pre shredded, so it’s at least half a percent authentic still not as appealing as starvation, though.
ecorniffleur
Oddly enough, I only have a problem with the cucumber
ZuliCurah
Straight to the 9th circle of hell
onetwoshit
I wouldn’t even make this if I was a stone as a fucking goat.
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You couldn’t pay me to eat that
WTF is this witchcraft?! This may take the cake (pie) for Worst Crimes Against Pizza I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy and the maker should be banned from making any type of food for eternity LOL

This person needs to be put on trial.
At the Hague…
this is a war crime
Fish in the microwave is bad enough, but why put the cucumber in the microwave?
If they actually eat this shit then W/E it’s what they like, and they have a taste for something most ppl wouldn’t touch with a 3ft stick. But if it’s just for making a video to get clicks and gross ppl out, then this person needs to be fined or something. I fucken hate when ppl waist food for stupid videos.

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The sliced cucumber is the line in the sand for me.
CUCUMBERS DON’T GO ON PIZZA! THEY GO IN SALAD! STOP IT!
This is fuccin disgusting.. Like seriously?? I guarantee this asshole isn’t sitting down eating this..
Dam I didn’t think it could get any worse until he put it in the microwave lol
At least they used some cheese that wasn’t pre shredded, so it’s at least half a percent authentic still not as appealing as starvation, though.
Oddly enough, I only have a problem with the cucumber
Straight to the 9th circle of hell
I wouldn’t even make this if I was a stone as a fucking goat.