Got laid last night, made a banger sandwich. Dog approves
Got laid last night, made a banger sandwich. Dog approves
by Prior_Flow_3518
49 Comments
theboonie1
Getting laid is great
Incontinento
Was he big?
Squffins
no joke, one time i made a rando a sandwich so good it got me laid.
Negative_Advantage28
I got laid once. A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
el_hopo
That ain’t Mayo on that sami
Kaitlingerguson
That sandwich looks epic!
chimchimchow
Wow, that’s a whole onion mate
Best-Citron3060
Is that a thick slice of onion ? You like a punch in your sandwich! It must be an explosion of flavor!
MrYoungLE
That onion is killing it for me dawg
pjc7
/r/onionlovers
Rude-Communication91
You won’t be getting laid again for a couple days after eating that whole onion
beeesnaxxx
You could just… like… post the sammich without talking about your sex life.
Ps: hi doggo! Q
Hulk_Crowgan
I jacked off and made a sandwich but you don’t hear me bragging about it
bakedpatata
Title is unclear, did you fuck the dog or the sandwich?
Junco-Partner
Okay, George Costanza
Ornery_Entry_7483
Did you AT LEAST let your dog smell your Mickey?
BroChad69
Yo fuck yea dude
g1zzy
Don’t lie. You were up til 4am playing World of Warcraft.
jeffsaidjess
I’d like some Processed meat and cheese with a whole onion thanks
Hugh_Jampton
/r/ihavesex
Icy-Tea9775
Fuck yeah dude
Erinzzz
We should all know less about each other.
vampersonic
Maybe add some non-onion green veg to balance the meat mountain.
Experimentallyintoit
How is your summer break going? Are you looking forward to you senior year next year? Senior prom is gonna be awesome.
unexploredcosmos
This man likes his woman like he likes his onions
culinarybadboi
One thing I’ve learned about this sub: there are so many posts with great sandos and a lot of sandos that the poster think are great. Most are bad and I can’t tell the difference.
Scary-Confusion-745
Scooby would approve
WolfOfPort
The onions kills this lol
mattoljan
Onion sandwich? And you say you got laid last night?
Sattipathana
So happy the comments are roasting OP for the ridiculous onionage.
ImpossibleParfait
I too love onion and will eat slices of it, but good lord man! Did you taste anything but onion!?
MeanWillSmith
Holy fucking mother of all onions.
capn_doofwaffle
With that much meat, it’s no wonder you got laid. 🤣
EvetsYenoham
What was his name?
EpilepticEmpire
I wanna bang that sandwich.
holy_mackarel
r/ihavesex
cremulous
just popped in to give you a hellz yeah
DudePDude
Not nearly enough cheese
HowellPellsGallery
did the dog consent tho
jusstacontractor
Loving the good life there fella
VenomRek
Thas a large onion tho
jillybeenthere
That onion is unacceptably thick
Delicious_Delilah
I also love onions.
JohnnyTreeTrunks
That looks amazing
Meowkinsz-23
Anything with avocado +onions is 5 stars
SlippyBoy41
Gotta be honest dawg that’s not a great looking sandwich. Congrats on the sex though.
29again
Good thing you are eating a whole onion *after* or the sex might not have happened…
49 Comments
Getting laid is great
Was he big?
no joke, one time i made a rando a sandwich so good it got me laid.
I got laid once. A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
That ain’t Mayo on that sami
That sandwich looks epic!
Wow, that’s a whole onion mate
Is that a thick slice of onion ? You like a punch in your sandwich! It must be an explosion of flavor!
That onion is killing it for me dawg
/r/onionlovers
You won’t be getting laid again for a couple days after eating that whole onion
You could just… like… post the sammich without talking about your sex life.
Ps: hi doggo! Q
I jacked off and made a sandwich but you don’t hear me bragging about it
Title is unclear, did you fuck the dog or the sandwich?
Okay, George Costanza
Did you AT LEAST let your dog smell your Mickey?
Yo fuck yea dude
Don’t lie. You were up til 4am playing World of Warcraft.
I’d like some
Processed meat and cheese with a whole onion thanks
/r/ihavesex
Fuck yeah dude
We should all know less about each other.
Maybe add some non-onion green veg to balance the meat mountain.
How is your summer break going? Are you looking forward to you senior year next year? Senior prom is gonna be awesome.
This man likes his woman like he likes his onions
One thing I’ve learned about this sub: there are so many posts with great sandos and a lot of sandos that the poster think are great. Most are bad and I can’t tell the difference.
Scooby would approve
The onions kills this lol
Onion sandwich? And you say you got laid last night?
So happy the comments are roasting OP for the ridiculous onionage.
I too love onion and will eat slices of it, but good lord man! Did you taste anything but onion!?
Holy fucking mother of all onions.
With that much meat, it’s no wonder you got laid. 🤣
What was his name?
I wanna bang that sandwich.
r/ihavesex
just popped in to give you a hellz yeah
Not nearly enough cheese
did the dog consent tho
Loving the good life there fella
Thas a large onion tho
That onion is unacceptably thick
I also love onions.
That looks amazing
Anything with avocado +onions is 5 stars
Gotta be honest dawg that’s not a great looking sandwich. Congrats on the sex though.
Good thing you are eating a whole onion *after* or the sex might not have happened…
Onion’s not big enough
That’s not an accomplishment ffs lol