Chuck Schumer attempts to grill a cheeseburger

by Mtn_Mangia

29 Comments

  1. CasanovaWong

    Lmao all these fucking people are so out of touch it’s insane.

  2. ccReptilelord

    Nothing bothers me more about this picture than that one slice of cheese. If he’s flipping that burger, why cheese? If he’s putting it on or off the grill, why cheese? Did someone order their burger tartare, but cheese?!

  3. DerkleineMaulwurf

    What´s the matter? I see a normal human doing human things like..uh… burgers…without…fire…uhm…

  4. MacReady_2112

    Interesting technique. Slap on that Kraft rubber-cheese within 40 seconds of raw/thawed beef patty hitting the grill. Politicians can’t be trusted with anything. Barbecue fail.

  5. robbothegiant

    The way those burgers look, he’s never manned a grill in his life. He just wants to be relatable, but in reality his butler and private chefs always cook for him. There’s no color on any of the burgers, only light grill marks on the dogs, and wtf is there cheese there for already? You’re gonna make the grill even harder to clean…for your butler.

  6. psylli_rabbit

    The grill isn’t even hot. This is why our government is such a shit show.

  7. Mentallyfknill

    has never grilled a day in his life. Who puts cheese on raw meat bro, that’s goofy.

  8. ceci_mcgrane

    Folks, don’t put your glasses on a cutting board. Definitely don’t rest them lenses down, either.

  9. Deeds081

    He looks like the devil, grilling burgers made of the souls of his enemies. Using the cheese from the curdled milk from the cows that graze on the bank of the River Styx. The spatula forged from the fires of hell, and a t shirt made from Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrow hair.

  10. Rich-Pomegranate1679

    Why does it feel like he backed away from the grill and called for help the second after the photo was taken?

  11. robertbreadford

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  12. How do you do fellow American, I too eat meat product and cheese food product that has been C O O K E D on my G R I L L.

  13. How do you do fellow American, I too eat meat product and cheese food product that has been C O O K E D on my G R I L L.

  14. jabracadaniel

    those burgers look about a week past expiration date

  15. substantial_schemer

    He doesn’t even know about a grill to know to ask his private chef to start the burgers before the photo op 🙁

  16. Ok-Understanding9244

    lol that’s what it looks like when it’s someone that has never grilled a day in his life before and is just doing it for the “optics”

  17. rnielsen777

    All that food on the grill is Amy’s portion

  18. ChefHannibal

    “I am also regular human like you. See me eat regular human food?”

  19. Unkindlake

    I too take part in the celebratory nutrition preparation, fellow human.

  20. TraditionAcademic968

    Looks like it needs to be cooked and seasoned.

  21. giraffeneckedcat

    WHY ARE HIS GLASSES LENSES DOWN??!!!!!!

  22. CuteFormal9190

    Proceeds to serve raw meat to his unsuspecting victims! Muuaahhaaaahahaahahaa!😈

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