Who Wants Some Hotel Conference Texas Beef Brisket in Detroit
I think cardboard has more flavor and juice š. I had one bite and couldn't take another. It was comedy.
by m3fight
41 Comments
eletricboogalo2
I’m calling Homeland Security
Pyro911help
I hate everything about this
OldGreeeeggg
But why
Donzie762
Now Iāve had my share of Texas brisket that was sliced and left to soak in beef broth until serving but the restaurants at least try to hide itā¦
kenwaylay
Nasty
ExploreAnator
Texas straps on the six shooters and starts looking for the hotel smearing it’s good name.
barduke2
lol what part of this is Texas style brisket!
IShouldntGraduate
Hate that I recognize this carpet on sight. Grand ballroom at MGM grand?
BannedCuzCovid
Went to a “awesome bbq joint” my in-laws swear by.
The brisket was covered in bbq sauce the tri tip was in a gravy and the pulled pork was oven cooked.
I didn’t finish anything. The coleslaw was good. Pretty sure it was staters brand.
They asked how it was and well I told them. Anything that has to be covered in a sauce without letting the person choose their sauce is a fail.
It was bad.
CravinMohead13
As a Texan I am insulted and ashamed so disrespectful
denvertxn
Thatās going to be a NO for me
Then-Construction580
They spelled āpot roastā wrong
gowrench
Never thought Iād see Steak Umms in this sub, but here we are.
stupidcrapface_
That is somehow 10x worse than I was expecting š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
TapSea2469
Cow must have been from Texas, thatās the only way you could call that Texas BBQ
catchinNkeepinf1sh
That is some fancy dog food.
frankalope
When I was a grad student I used to help organize science conferences at hotels. I guarantee you this dinner cost $72 to $120 a plate. A bowel of hotel conference oatmeal was $15 in 2019.
quadcitydjfanclub
Just go to Slows.
SunBelly
Did they boil it??
woodluther
Was it a Beef Jerky conference?
Dnm3k
I feel culturally appropriated.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
I’d rather have the salad.
Objective-Lecture-74
That looks more like really, really sad pastrami
Potential_Remote_271
Straight to jail
cappytuggernuts
Was this a conference for prison food vendors?
JeepRumbler
This is Justification to secede
WildPetrichor
I bet the wings arenāt Memphis style. Wish there was a photo, but if theyāre the little ones (like what pizza places sell) and not dripping in sauce then I strongly suggest a false advertisement lawsuit
crabman880
What in the Walmart cooked pre sliced brisket is this
timchetos
As a Memphian Iām not quite sure what they mean by Memphis style wings. We do bbq pork and if itās chicken itās fried chicken that is not sauced. If you do get wings itās mostly just traditional buffalo sauce or something there is no āMemphis styleā.
selz202
I just don’t understand why you would even put that on your plate… you had to know?
Tee_hops
This whole menu looks like something you’d find on the “American” section of a menu in Vietnam.
CletusTSJY
Iāve learned to never order brisket unless Iām at a bbq restaurant.
richempire
Thatās too many states in one piece of paper. None of it will be good.
LukaLover42069
Look what they’ve done to my boyš„ŗ.
The_OsoGato
I needed a laugh today. Thank you!
zombiecorp
Corned beef & cabbage listed as Texas brisket is a crime.
FIalt619
Thatās John Cornynās brisket.
PFunk224
I came in with an open mind. I saw the brisket and thought, maybe they didn’t describe it as *smoked* brisket, and OP just assumed, because there’s plenty of different ways to prepare/cook brisket. But then, right there on the menu, “Texas brisket”. You absolutely cannot braise a brisket in stock and onions and call it *Texas* brisket. Unforgivable.
512_Magoo
Get a rope!
OptimizeLLM
If you’re gonna be outlawing things, this is the top of the gal dang list. Jesus wept!
This_Front_9276
Did they cook it in a microwave? Jesus Christmas š
41 Comments
I’m calling Homeland Security
I hate everything about this
But why
Now Iāve had my share of Texas brisket that was sliced and left to soak in beef broth until serving but the restaurants at least try to hide itā¦
Nasty
Texas straps on the six shooters and starts looking for the hotel smearing it’s good name.
lol what part of this is Texas style brisket!
Hate that I recognize this carpet on sight. Grand ballroom at MGM grand?
Went to a “awesome bbq joint” my in-laws swear by.
The brisket was covered in bbq sauce the tri tip was in a gravy and the pulled pork was oven cooked.
I didn’t finish anything. The coleslaw was good. Pretty sure it was staters brand.
They asked how it was and well I told them. Anything that has to be covered in a sauce without letting the person choose their sauce is a fail.
It was bad.
As a Texan I am insulted and ashamed so disrespectful
Thatās going to be a NO for me
They spelled āpot roastā wrong
Never thought Iād see Steak Umms in this sub, but here we are.
That is somehow 10x worse than I was expecting š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Cow must have been from Texas, thatās the only way you could call that Texas BBQ
That is some fancy dog food.
When I was a grad student I used to help organize science conferences at hotels. I guarantee you this dinner cost $72 to $120 a plate. A bowel of hotel conference oatmeal was $15 in 2019.
Just go to Slows.
Did they boil it??
Was it a Beef Jerky conference?
I feel culturally appropriated.
I’d rather have the salad.
That looks more like really, really sad pastrami
Straight to jail
Was this a conference for prison food vendors?
This is Justification to secede
I bet the wings arenāt Memphis style. Wish there was a photo, but if theyāre the little ones (like what pizza places sell) and not dripping in sauce then I strongly suggest a false advertisement lawsuit
What in the Walmart cooked pre sliced brisket is this
As a Memphian Iām not quite sure what they mean by Memphis style wings. We do bbq pork and if itās chicken itās fried chicken that is not sauced. If you do get wings itās mostly just traditional buffalo sauce or something there is no āMemphis styleā.
I just don’t understand why you would even put that on your plate… you had to know?
This whole menu looks like something you’d find on the “American” section of a menu in Vietnam.
Iāve learned to never order brisket unless Iām at a bbq restaurant.
Thatās too many states in one piece of paper. None of it will be good.
Look what they’ve done to my boyš„ŗ.
I needed a laugh today. Thank you!
Corned beef & cabbage listed as Texas brisket is a crime.
Thatās John Cornynās brisket.
I came in with an open mind. I saw the brisket and thought, maybe they didn’t describe it as *smoked* brisket, and OP just assumed, because there’s plenty of different ways to prepare/cook brisket. But then, right there on the menu, “Texas brisket”. You absolutely cannot braise a brisket in stock and onions and call it *Texas* brisket. Unforgivable.
Get a rope!
If you’re gonna be outlawing things, this is the top of the gal dang list. Jesus wept!
Did they cook it in a microwave? Jesus Christmas š