Because I didn't have enough downvotes in r/StupidFood I'll post it here.

by nothings_cool

6 Comments

  1. slippythehogmanjenky

    I’m more worried about the glossy gelatinous mustard than the confused pizza

  2. cancelprone

    It’s extra jail time for causing heartburn to overtake my well being, so I made a quick call, and my Doctor said, “Mylanta”.

  3. MeatMeAfterClass

    At this point it’s no longer a pizza, and therefore it’s no longer a crime.

    I don’t make the rules.

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