The second one is anchovies

by MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

26 Comments

  1. RoadsideCarver

    Looks like they were put on after the fact

  2. danfish_77

    Nothing about this pizza looks right, to be fair

  3. SloppyMeathole

    I would just eat something else if this is the only pizza I could get. All the olives in the world aren’t going to save this monstrosity.

  4. Consistent_Ad3181

    I hate this more than anything. Skimping on a pizza, they cost nothing to make and they charge a premium. Just give a decent portion FFS. No way would I ever use these jokers again.

  5. Fagliacci

    Does this place not cut the pizza for you?

  6. iamadasu

    Ready-made pizza kit! Just cut the pizza and olives yourself! Easy

  7. Phoenixpizzaiolo21

    This might officially be the most disgusting looking pizza i’ve ever seen!!!

  8. Next_Quail6104

    Only put 3 olives on that bitch…and they’re not even cut

  9. Barbarossa7070

    I once got served one and a half Brussels sprouts with my $48 braised short rib entree. They were ping pong ball sized at best. That said, they tasted good and I was stoned so I focused more on the absurdity than the anger I should’ve expressed.

  10. LadySmuag

    That looks like they used the kind of bag cheese from the grocery store that has cellulose on it so it doesn’t melt

  11. Pato_Moicano

    Tbh it says olive pizza no olives pizza /s

  12. samwstew

    My brother in Christ, respectfully, wtf even is that “pizza”

  13. NotSimSon

    Let me guess, 2€ extra cost for the olives

  14. SlabBeefpunch

    It looks like this pizza is about to give birth to an alien parasite.

  15. ghostpiratesyar

    That other pizza has varicose veins

  16. cancelprone

    That is one terrible looking pizza, off to jail!

  17. dozedoph

    Crazy I knew it was French straight away lmao

  18. Porkwarrior2

    Apparently, crust & olive got together and abused him as a child.

    I almost want to order a pizza from that place and insist there’s pineapple.

  19. Formal-Barracuda-349

    Was the bottom pizza’s cheese moved by you or the pizza place? Either way pretty gross

  20. BrowsinBilly

    Tell me you did a custom pizza and ordered a triple helping of olives

  21. acschwar

    It looks like the olives are under the cheese dude

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