Thus is how my mom eats pizza.

by Ed_Trucks_Head

20 Comments

  1. TronCarter84

    ![gif](giphy|YZlQaMesgPIAM|downsized)

  2. zipzap21

    The crime: Desecration of Pizza

    The verdict: Guilty!

    The sentence: 80 hours of community service working at an old school Pizzeria for a feisty Italian guy named Joe.

  3. AztecWarriorDNA2

    Well, your mom’s a freak.

    ![gif](giphy|rvDtLCABDMaqY|downsized)

  4. astra_cloud

    This is abuse
    I suggest you get out of that hostile environment at once!

  5. BetaSprite

    Was she done? Or is this mid-eating, and she’s going to eat the rest?

    I can see eating with a fork if you’ve got issues touching certain textures with your hands, and I can understand not eating the crust if you don’t like it (or need to save the calories). But if she’s “done” with that pizza, there’s so much waste.

  6. Prestigious_Fig_4226

    This is a double pizza crime. Wtf is on that pizza?

  7. OldTurkeyTail

    The only explanation that might be rational – is that mom is wealthy, and very picky about what she eats.

    When she orders steak, she probably just eats the best parts and takes home the rest for her puppy.

  8. DAJLMODE55

    You can eat pizza the way you want! And if other people say that you are wrong, tell them to change place,or restaurant!
    Freedom!😡

  9. DadJokeBadJoke

    How do you eat yours? With your hands? 😝

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