1. Tajin and mayo
  2. Brown sugar, McDonald’s buffalo, Diablo sauce
  3. Mustard, ranch, some leftover signature hot sauce from Popeyes
  4. Chicken seasoning packet and some random sauce from an Indian restaurant
  5. Mixed it up
  6. Pepper and bottom of the bag from everything bagel chips
  7. Added more tajin and another Diablo packet a few bites in

I was really high and just kept adding random shit. It got out of hand.

by bigpoppanicky7

20 Comments

  1. cosmicrae

    There are worse crimes. Possibly the only thing that could have wrecked it, is one of those sports gel packs (that the cycling people use for energy). Party on !

  2. Ok_Onion3758

    Lack of flavour is one issue you definitely won’t have.

  3. Citizen6587732879

    Please, just stop.. He’s already dead!

  4. sir_blackanese

    Some say he’s still on the toilet to this day,

  5. hatescarrots

    Welcome, You fit right in around these parts.

  6. Islanduniverse

    Eat your food however you want. Food gate-keepers are some of the most annoying people on the planet.

  7. LatterAttitude4114

    Lmao, I eat the same way, my stomachs probably beyond fried.

  8. Yet you remembered to take pictures of each step…. 🤔 maybe you weren’t as high as you thought. Maybe your committed this completely sober…

    /s

    But seriously, check yourself into ramen jail please 🙏 

  9. SchmitzBitz

    Congratulations bro! When are you due?

  10. queerpseudonym

    Honestly wildest story I’ve seen all week. Riveting. Thank you for the ride.

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