After a long grilling session at my restaurant I work at, makes me want to touch these charcoal it looks so pretty, just intrusive thoughts while grilling Unagi

by Academic_Candy4611

35 Comments

  1. CarbonChem95

    Picked up a hot briquette yesterday on accident because I’m a dumbass. Do not recommend

  2. Halftied

    I Googled to see what the outcome would be. I would recommend that you don’t do it. But, that’s just me.

  3. ImTheNoobGuy

    If you would have touched a hot coal as a kid then it would have seared that into your memory to never do it again 😂

  4. STBayFL727

    This feels like a “Hold My Beer and Watch This” Moment!!🍻🤣

  5. Bee9185

    Pair of welding gloves and you’re good to go.

  6. Double_Question2215

    Any pu$$y can touch those with their hands. A real man would dip his balls on the coals.

  7. brentemon

    Having stepped on one, I’d work a little harder to keep those thoughts at bay.

  8. StratoBannerFML

    Don’t listen to big hospital, EAT THE EMBERS

  9. cycle_addict_

    I know what you mean. Coals are beautiful

  10. henrycaul

    Look up the French term “L’appel du vide”.

  11. farside808

    Walk over them. Then take control of your life. /s

  12. trollsong

    They look like cinnamon candy….lick them.

  13. In the year that King Uzziah died I saw the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up; and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him stood the seraphim. Each had six wings: with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he flew. And one called to another and said:

    “Holy, holy, holy is the LORD of hosts;
    the whole earth is full of his glory!”

    And the foundations of the thresholds shook at the voice of him who called, and the house was filled with smoke. And I said: “Woe is me! For I am lost; for I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips; for my eyes have seen the King, the LORD of hosts!”

    Then one of the seraphim flew to me, having in his hand a burning coal that he had taken with tongs from the altar. And he touched my mouth and said: “Behold, this has touched your lips; your guilt is taken away, and your sin atoned for.”

    – Isaiah 6:1-7

    I’d say go for it.

  14. No-Temperature9846

    It’s just feels like a big bee sting. No biggie. Be like Nike!

  15. teeksquad

    They can sure be weird, yesterday I’m sitting in a meeting at my stay at home job looking at a pair of needle nose pliers on my desk wondering what it would feel like to just rip out a tooth.

  16. Manofmanyhats19

    As my sophomore chemistry teacher taught me, fire is hot.

  17. buttluge

    Go ahead, you will only do it once and never again

  18. Kobi_Won

    I speak from own experience, dont do it.

    I was 3 and saw glowing shiny rock, of course I pick it up

  19. Arrrginine69

    Why stop at just touching? Eat one. Pussy

  20. user8161

    Some adults did not learn the valuable lesson of touching the hot stove when they were children, you may very well be one of these adults today. My advise to you, reach in and grab a whole handful of those wonderful looking red nuggets. We will await your response to this experience. No rush on the response. We have time.

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