Bf gets a pepperoni dog every time we go

by Coyote-Savage

8 Comments

  1. The real crime is that Costco’s cheese pizza has way too much cheese on it, totally ruining the crust.

    But yeah, I can see how it’d be a crime, lol

  2. HellishChildren

    The dog might be good, but mugging a pizza slice for its pepperoni is a crime.

  3. Charge72002

    He didn’t get a pepperoni dog, he brutalized a slice for it to be born.

  4. LightsSoundAction

    I’m conflicted, because I’m also a card carrying member of r/hotdogs and I have myself, put pepperoni on a dog. HOWEVER, I did not murder a slice, I just got a bag of pepperoni, LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON.

  5. Turbulent-Willow2156

    Pepperoni on pizza is kinda cheap. It deserves better

  6. SLCPDLeBaronDivison

    why not just put the dog in a folded slice?

  7. coolmist23

    I would ditch the hot dog bun and roll the dog in the pizza slice for the win.

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