I literally loathe square cut pizza. Don’t see the logic…. Maybe if the pizza was square. It makes it harder to divide it up equally amongst others.
DoctorDoom
You want bite-size pieces? We got ’em. Square pieces? Got those too. Little scraps of crust? You’d better believe it. And for one lucky buckaroo, a single normal slice of pizza.
Some_Nibblonian
You ordered the Hut, you got the Hut.
RoadsideCarver
Nobody Out Meth-Head’s the Hut
wagoncirclermike
Looks like something I would have done in Papa’s Pizzaria as a kid
silmarp
Anime sword characters cut your pizza.
P1zzaman
This is the kind of chaos we thrive in.
Fagliacci
If you don’t share the pizza, nobody will ever know. It’s the perfect crime.
picyourbrain
You musta been….
High.
You musta been…
Sooooooo hiiiiiigh
mumblerapisgarbage
We used to do this shit at papa John’s so we would t have to remake it cuz the cut was messed up. So we ended up giving it to the customer like this ^^^ and then they’d complain and get another pizza and refunded.
You made it sound like your life was cut into pieces
HighOnGoofballs
The one I got was somehow a good bit worse than this
Btw it’s just a normal thin crust with the crust cut off
solarpowerspork
I mean I honestly would still smash, this pizza is acquitted of its crimes.
Boiler2001
Definitely a crime, but how was the pizza? It actually looks really good
Different-Horror-581
That is beauty. I would proudly eat that and not share.
Itchy-Donkey6083
Mhh I love my pizza shards
co1lectivechaos
Yeah, I work at a pizza place and if I fuck up and cut a pizza wrong (eight slices instead of twelve or six, etc) I just go with it because the customer is usually happy with an evenly cut pizza rather than an abomination
noahspurrier
The cook was probably high. Probably figured you were too and wouldn’t care because why else would you be getting pizza from Pizza Hut?
Dogekaliber
We don’t like people that ask for “square cut”. This obviously was an effort to make you stop asking for it
Haunting-Round-6949
Now you’re just a pizza that I used to knoooooooooow
Slow_Art_5365
My coworkers think I’m insane because I started laughing like a crazy person when I saw that picture.
Otto-Erotic
I haven’t had Pizza Hut in years, but this looks really good
BusinessKnight0517
I wouldn’t even be mad tbh, I would find this so fucking funny as long as the whole pizza is there to eat
IrreverentGlitter
That tiny piece bottom left is so adorable 🥺
BergenHoney
One of two pictures on Reddit to make me lol this week
JuanG_13
I’m sorry but that’s too funny 🤷🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️
Mr_Lunt_
Abstract cut
TheGauchoAmigo84
This is fucking hilarious
Holyhecktoo
😂
InternationalTwo4581
Stoned ass employee who cut that probably chuckled to himself before closing the box
mazjay2018
letting you off with a warning this time
90LasVegasKing
🤣covered both
Etonios
Someone straight up gerrymandered your pizza
mmelectronic
Frank pepé cut kinda
PizzaYESSSSS
Just eat it and stop complainjnf! It’s getting cold!!!
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The cutter must have been
⚡️ MOTIVATED⚡️
I literally loathe square cut pizza. Don’t see the logic…. Maybe if the pizza was square. It makes it harder to divide it up equally amongst others.
You want bite-size pieces? We got ’em. Square pieces? Got those too. Little scraps of crust? You’d better believe it. And for one lucky buckaroo, a single normal slice of pizza.
You ordered the Hut, you got the Hut.
Nobody Out Meth-Head’s the Hut
Looks like something I would have done in Papa’s Pizzaria as a kid
Anime sword characters cut your pizza.
This is the kind of chaos we thrive in.
If you don’t share the pizza, nobody will ever know. It’s the perfect crime.
You musta been….
High.
You musta been…
Sooooooo hiiiiiigh
We used to do this shit at papa John’s so we would t have to remake it cuz the cut was messed up. So we ended up giving it to the customer like this ^^^ and then they’d complain and get another pizza and refunded.
https://preview.redd.it/ymzsg9n6chhd1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cd222283e9ea6d5c04f7972415e9aa691bfd60
You made it sound like your life was cut into pieces
The one I got was somehow a good bit worse than this
Btw it’s just a normal thin crust with the crust cut off
I mean I honestly would still smash, this pizza is acquitted of its crimes.
Definitely a crime, but how was the pizza? It actually looks really good
That is beauty. I would proudly eat that and not share.
Mhh I love my pizza shards
Yeah, I work at a pizza place and if I fuck up and cut a pizza wrong (eight slices instead of twelve or six, etc) I just go with it because the customer is usually happy with an evenly cut pizza rather than an abomination
The cook was probably high. Probably figured you were too and wouldn’t care because why else would you be getting pizza from Pizza Hut?
We don’t like people that ask for “square cut”. This obviously was an effort to make you stop asking for it
Now you’re just a pizza that I used to knoooooooooow
My coworkers think I’m insane because I started laughing like a crazy person when I saw that picture.
I haven’t had Pizza Hut in years, but this looks really good
I wouldn’t even be mad tbh, I would find this so fucking funny as long as the whole pizza is there to eat
That tiny piece bottom left is so adorable 🥺
One of two pictures on Reddit to make me lol this week
I’m sorry but that’s too funny 🤷🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️
Abstract cut
This is fucking hilarious
😂
Stoned ass employee who cut that probably chuckled to himself before closing the box
letting you off with a warning this time
🤣covered both
Someone straight up gerrymandered your pizza
Frank pepé cut kinda
Just eat it and stop complainjnf! It’s getting cold!!!
This is pure chaos.