Recently my friends and I decided it was a good idea to order a 14 topping Dominos Pizza for Lunch. I don’t remember the exact ingredients on it but we just through whatever on it. And I have to say it’s the weirdest tasting pizza I ever had, so many things happening at once. Didn’t taste great but also didn’t tasted bad either. So do you think this is a crime or not?

by Matt_CanadianTrader

24 Comments

  1. digitaltransmutation

    I feel like if cheese isnt a dominant factor you are at risk for having a salad on a breadplate.

  2. A bit overwhelming, but probably still good imo

  3. claremontmiller

    Not federal pound me in the ass prison but probably some public service required

  4. ThatDeuce

    What were all the toppings? Check your receipt to find the answer!

    I feel this is something only a corporate chain like dominoes would allow.

  5. Lazy_Diver8839

    I feel like this is one of those situations where you “borrowed” something from a friend and “forgot” to return it. Technically a crime, however there are those who would overlook it.

  6. Machaeon

    The ratio of topping/sauce/bread/cheese is fucked all to hell for sure, but I’m sure these would all work together in smaller chunks/less toppings overall

  7. gordyhowitzer

    I don’t think this is a crime, but you need more cheese to make it work at all. Otherwise, all the toppings will not have anything to stick to.

    2 or 3 toppings is plenty imo, if you do more, they usually just put less of each one on anyway.

  8. KokoTheTalkingApe

    Looks good except for the dog food.

  9. flatguystrife

    mmm more sauce and more cheese. otherwise, you’re good to go !

  10. BOOOATS

    I kinda went “eeeeuuuuggggghhhh” before I even realized what sub I was on. So yeah, crime.

  11. Matt_CanadianTrader

    Many people have asked for the Toppings and here they are:
    Ham
    Bacon
    Chicken
    Philly Steak
    Beef Crumble
    Sausage
    Mushroom
    Onion
    Baby Spinach
    Green Pepper
    Parmesan Asiago
    Feta
    Roasted Peppers
    Black Olives

    Some ingredients were hidden underneath some toppings, you would have to take a bite into it for the nice surprise.

  12. ZiggoCiP

    At my first real cooking job in my teens, I was the pizza dude. Was a ma and pa shop, so we had all sorts of not totally standard ingredients.

    And there was this one guy who ordered a few times a month.

    Medium pizza with… Basically everything. How many things is that? I counted and it was 18 different toppings.

    35$ pizza (this is in early 00s money, top, so it’d be roughly 45 now.

    Man did I hate making that pizza. He kept ordering it though, so he must like it.

  13. JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

    I heard they made this pizza back in Precambrian time and it still hasn’t fully cooked.

  14. Moofy_Poops

    I remember a friend who had a job at this restaurant and he would make pizzas to take home at the end of the night.

    He would make these elaborate pizzas with like ALL the meats on it, and while it seemed like it would be good *on paper* in reality it was definite overkill.

  15. Guardian_85

    Needs more cheese on top to hold everything together. Looks like everything would slide off on the first bite.

  16. This wasn’t the pizza’s fault, it didn’t ask for this. This is a pizza victim of crime.

  17. average_texas_guy

    Massive crime. I’ve been in the pizza industry for 25 years. Max 3 toppings and only 2 should be meat if any at all. Nothing beats a plain slice for a reason.

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