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Well, she WAS lovely…


Well, she WAS lovely…



by DUTCHDAWG66

26 Comments

  4. Realistic-Host5242

    I fucking love ranch but that is WAY too much! She should be 100 feet away from a pizza or a bottle of ranch.

  7. RyeNotWry

    i love ranch on pizza but this feels downright disrespectful

  8. johnaross1990

    I mean… yes.

    but I only dunk it one bite at a time so it looks less egregious

  9. dontdoitsatan

    Just get a spoon and eat the ranch ffs

  10. puddl3

    Pizzaman? More like Ranchman or what I prefer to call him “stupid fuck face rage bait man”

  12. EuropaUniverslayer1

    Ragebait. Whenever you see these awful food things wait until the end and see if they actually eat it. If they don’t it’s just meant to piss you off.

    In other news, this pissed me off.

  13. No-Eggplant-9024

    Listen I love dipping my ranch in pizza, but like, only enough for one bite at a time.

    This is just a disgusting display of gluttony.

  14. DismalRaspberry541

    Stop! You have violated the law!

  15. Minejack777

    Why even include the pizza at this point? Just drink the damn ranch

  17. imjustjun

    Ragebait and wasteful tbh.

    All that ranch that won’t be used and will get thrown away.

  20. thotgoblins

    not to get political, but I hope this person dies hemorrhaging from anus, eyes, brain, and mouth

  21. nanapancakethusiast

    600 calorie slice ruined by 1300 calories of ranch

  22. bindersfullofburgers

    I feel like this is the kind of thing the world thinks all Americans do daily.

  24. giantpunda

    When your pizza is so bad that you need to dip the entire thing in ranch just for it to be palatable.

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