What’s your spouse isn’t home meal?!

by midnightbake

30 Comments

  1. CountDoooooku

    Jacking off followed by spoonfuls of peanut butter

  2. butt_huffer42069

    Usually a fuckload of edibles, then cereal, corn dogs, hot dogs, ice cream, and maybe a pork chop or steak, corn on cob, and mashed potatoes. Then more ice cream.

  3. soberbbqmaster

    Liver and onions. She can’t stand the smell so I don’t usually make it, but it is my all time favorite thing ever.

  4. Sly69712

    Smoked ribs, twice baked potatoes, corn bread, and Mexican Street corn

  5. analogpursuits

    If my boyfriend made this while I was gone, he would have a lot of explaining to do.

  6. I am the main cook/griller in the household. When my boyfriend is not home, I immediately abandon all cooking duties and survive off olives, deli meat, loose granola and any other items a dusty bodega rat would seek out for sustenance.

  7. DressZealousideal442

    Pizza. We bbq all the time, so that’s not what I would do. We rarely eat pizza.

    If I had to bbq? I would go get a really good, thick rib eye and cook it on the Santa Maria grill seared and medium rare.

  8. Lame_usernames_left

    Girl dinner at BEST when he’s gone. I save the good stuff for my man 😊

  9. bankdank

    Not so much a type of food, but whatever it is im eating it off the cutting board or out of the bowl or pan haha

  10. ImNotTheBossOfYou

    Not grilling related. There’s a Quad Cities Style Pizza joint a quarter mile from my house. My wife hates it. It was one of the main reasons I picked out house lol

  11. Dirty-Durk

    Beer, Dino Nuggets, the Hub. Not in any particular order.

  12. lscraig1968

    Rib eye
    Roasted potatoes
    Onions and mushrooms
    2-3 Blue Moons

  13. ShiftyState

    Right now, I’ve got frozen chimichangas with some queso, about 4 servings of beenie weenies (Bush’s + Hebrew National) I may or may not eat out of the container without reheat, and various pickled items. If the mood strikes, there’s steaks and pork chops in the freezer.

    Every meal is a ‘spouse isn’t home’ meal.

  14. Bloody_Hangnail

    Frog legs, smoked leg of lamb, fried fish. Not necessarily at the same time.

  15. Plastic_Bullfrog9029

    Chili cheese dogs, a bag of Cheetos and a 12 pack of beer.

  16. Hagfist

    I’m not sure I understand the question.
    A little help, please?

  17. nursenugs

    All the shrimp alfredo I could fit in my stomach (he’s allergic)

  18. BeardsNBourbon1990

    Wife home? Elaborate Pastas, Stir Fry’s, roasts

    Home alone? Dino nuggies and beer

  19. Legitimate_Door_627

    Tuna Fish sandwiches, wife cannot stand the smell of it.

  20. Top sirloin or bacon

    Or a bacon grilled cheese

  21. NoPhotograph549

    Indian take, and I also get really drunk and listen to Big Music. I then save the other uneaten half for lunch the next day. These opportunities only happen a few times a year. You’ve gotta grasp ’em like a monkey!

  22. DavesGroovyWaves

    Chicken wings and beer. As much as I can fit into my stomach before I splode.

  23. Embarrassed_Ad_3432

    Nice fat Porterhouse and beer.
    I eat the steak. Then the dog and I sit in the driveway. I drink beer and he chews on a t-bone.

  24. MAwith2Ts

    Taco Bell. My wife hates it so the only time I get it is when she is gone.

  25. Attillathahun

    Told my wife that if she dies before me, I’ll only last 6 months. I fry everything, every meal when she’s away. In fact I think I’ll go have second breakfast, hash browns, eggs and bacon

  26. midnightbake

    It’s not like my wife doesn’t like steak. Most times I will order something instead of cook like a lot of people here. But when I do cook I like to take a whole steak down by myself no sides no fancy shit. Roll a few up and just grill, slice and eat. Right off the board standing in the kitchen.

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