Jacking off followed by spoonfuls of peanut butter
angry-hungry-tired
2 steaks
butt_huffer42069
Usually a fuckload of edibles, then cereal, corn dogs, hot dogs, ice cream, and maybe a pork chop or steak, corn on cob, and mashed potatoes. Then more ice cream.
soberbbqmaster
Liver and onions. She can’t stand the smell so I don’t usually make it, but it is my all time favorite thing ever.
Sly69712
Smoked ribs, twice baked potatoes, corn bread, and Mexican Street corn
analogpursuits
If my boyfriend made this while I was gone, he would have a lot of explaining to do.
no_maj
I am the main cook/griller in the household. When my boyfriend is not home, I immediately abandon all cooking duties and survive off olives, deli meat, loose granola and any other items a dusty bodega rat would seek out for sustenance.
OkResearch6865
Smoked meat and beer all day.
DressZealousideal442
Pizza. We bbq all the time, so that’s not what I would do. We rarely eat pizza.
If I had to bbq? I would go get a really good, thick rib eye and cook it on the Santa Maria grill seared and medium rare.
Lame_usernames_left
Girl dinner at BEST when he’s gone. I save the good stuff for my man 😊
bankdank
Not so much a type of food, but whatever it is im eating it off the cutting board or out of the bowl or pan haha
ImNotTheBossOfYou
Not grilling related. There’s a Quad Cities Style Pizza joint a quarter mile from my house. My wife hates it. It was one of the main reasons I picked out house lol
Dirty-Durk
Beer, Dino Nuggets, the Hub. Not in any particular order.
lscraig1968
Rib eye Roasted potatoes Onions and mushrooms 2-3 Blue Moons
ShiftyState
Right now, I’ve got frozen chimichangas with some queso, about 4 servings of beenie weenies (Bush’s + Hebrew National) I may or may not eat out of the container without reheat, and various pickled items. If the mood strikes, there’s steaks and pork chops in the freezer.
Every meal is a ‘spouse isn’t home’ meal.
Bloody_Hangnail
Frog legs, smoked leg of lamb, fried fish. Not necessarily at the same time.
Plastic_Bullfrog9029
Chili cheese dogs, a bag of Cheetos and a 12 pack of beer.
Hagfist
I’m not sure I understand the question. A little help, please?
nursenugs
All the shrimp alfredo I could fit in my stomach (he’s allergic)
BeardsNBourbon1990
Wife home? Elaborate Pastas, Stir Fry’s, roasts
Home alone? Dino nuggies and beer
WickedProblems
Canned food.
Legitimate_Door_627
Tuna Fish sandwiches, wife cannot stand the smell of it.
OlliHF
Top sirloin or bacon
Or a bacon grilled cheese
NoPhotograph549
Indian take, and I also get really drunk and listen to Big Music. I then save the other uneaten half for lunch the next day. These opportunities only happen a few times a year. You’ve gotta grasp ’em like a monkey!
DavesGroovyWaves
Chicken wings and beer. As much as I can fit into my stomach before I splode.
Embarrassed_Ad_3432
Nice fat Porterhouse and beer. I eat the steak. Then the dog and I sit in the driveway. I drink beer and he chews on a t-bone.
RecordingOwn6207
🐈 🐈⬛ 🫣🤣jk
MAwith2Ts
Taco Bell. My wife hates it so the only time I get it is when she is gone.
Attillathahun
Told my wife that if she dies before me, I’ll only last 6 months. I fry everything, every meal when she’s away. In fact I think I’ll go have second breakfast, hash browns, eggs and bacon
midnightbake
It’s not like my wife doesn’t like steak. Most times I will order something instead of cook like a lot of people here. But when I do cook I like to take a whole steak down by myself no sides no fancy shit. Roll a few up and just grill, slice and eat. Right off the board standing in the kitchen.
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Jacking off followed by spoonfuls of peanut butter
2 steaks
Usually a fuckload of edibles, then cereal, corn dogs, hot dogs, ice cream, and maybe a pork chop or steak, corn on cob, and mashed potatoes. Then more ice cream.
Liver and onions. She can’t stand the smell so I don’t usually make it, but it is my all time favorite thing ever.
Smoked ribs, twice baked potatoes, corn bread, and Mexican Street corn
If my boyfriend made this while I was gone, he would have a lot of explaining to do.
I am the main cook/griller in the household. When my boyfriend is not home, I immediately abandon all cooking duties and survive off olives, deli meat, loose granola and any other items a dusty bodega rat would seek out for sustenance.
Smoked meat and beer all day.
Pizza. We bbq all the time, so that’s not what I would do. We rarely eat pizza.
If I had to bbq? I would go get a really good, thick rib eye and cook it on the Santa Maria grill seared and medium rare.
Girl dinner at BEST when he’s gone. I save the good stuff for my man 😊
Not so much a type of food, but whatever it is im eating it off the cutting board or out of the bowl or pan haha
Not grilling related. There’s a Quad Cities Style Pizza joint a quarter mile from my house. My wife hates it. It was one of the main reasons I picked out house lol
Beer, Dino Nuggets, the Hub. Not in any particular order.
Rib eye
Roasted potatoes
Onions and mushrooms
2-3 Blue Moons
Right now, I’ve got frozen chimichangas with some queso, about 4 servings of beenie weenies (Bush’s + Hebrew National) I may or may not eat out of the container without reheat, and various pickled items. If the mood strikes, there’s steaks and pork chops in the freezer.
Every meal is a ‘spouse isn’t home’ meal.
Frog legs, smoked leg of lamb, fried fish. Not necessarily at the same time.
Chili cheese dogs, a bag of Cheetos and a 12 pack of beer.
I’m not sure I understand the question.
A little help, please?
All the shrimp alfredo I could fit in my stomach (he’s allergic)
Wife home? Elaborate Pastas, Stir Fry’s, roasts
Home alone? Dino nuggies and beer
Canned food.
Tuna Fish sandwiches, wife cannot stand the smell of it.
Top sirloin or bacon
Or a bacon grilled cheese
Indian take, and I also get really drunk and listen to Big Music. I then save the other uneaten half for lunch the next day. These opportunities only happen a few times a year. You’ve gotta grasp ’em like a monkey!
Chicken wings and beer. As much as I can fit into my stomach before I splode.
Nice fat Porterhouse and beer.
I eat the steak. Then the dog and I sit in the driveway. I drink beer and he chews on a t-bone.
🐈 🐈⬛ 🫣🤣jk
Taco Bell. My wife hates it so the only time I get it is when she is gone.
Told my wife that if she dies before me, I’ll only last 6 months. I fry everything, every meal when she’s away. In fact I think I’ll go have second breakfast, hash browns, eggs and bacon
It’s not like my wife doesn’t like steak. Most times I will order something instead of cook like a lot of people here. But when I do cook I like to take a whole steak down by myself no sides no fancy shit. Roll a few up and just grill, slice and eat. Right off the board standing in the kitchen.