Are those unpickled carrots? Where are the Chả Lụa and the liver paté?
As a Vietnamese, I can confidently say there is not a single speck of banh mi-ness in this pizza.
Soggy-Ad-1610
It’s made from dough and it has the shape of a circle but that’s just about all it’s got going for it being a pizza. It might as well be a very boring garlic bread (without the garlic).
humpeldumpel
This thing insults two whole cultures at once, maybe three 🤷
noetkoett
I never knew before this that I might want a banh mi pizza. This, of course, ain’t it.
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Banh them from the kitchen
This is fucking prison pizza
Send them to a gulag
So uh bread with a cucumber and carots?
That is just sad
Either I am having a stroke or that pizza is. Nothing makes sense.

https://preview.redd.it/su0fqu0vxsjd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d9a8bc2bc8de5c86a7e392578cbba9ba9cd30d
Are those unpickled carrots? Where are the Chả Lụa and the liver paté?
As a Vietnamese, I can confidently say there is not a single speck of banh mi-ness in this pizza.
It’s made from dough and it has the shape of a circle but that’s just about all it’s got going for it being a pizza. It might as well be a very boring garlic bread (without the garlic).
This thing insults two whole cultures at once, maybe three 🤷
I never knew before this that I might want a banh mi pizza. This, of course, ain’t it.
https://preview.redd.it/whsy7nwt5tjd1.jpeg?width=2007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47c9b68a05982b7a4a9516d122c492146e9770c
How I imagine the person in the kitchen congratulating themselves on creating this.

Aptly named.
I read it as dining hell. I see I wasn’t wrong.
Reading the title: a bit odd, but *I’m listening…*
Seeing the picture: I’m not listening anymore.
That’s a straight up death sentence for whoever made this abomination
There are so many foods that can be made into pizza. Bahn Mi is not one of them.
Too low effort
Which country?
shoot up your universitys dining hall, that is a warcrime
OH THE HUMANHITY