Vinegar

Well.

When the boxed was taped closed, there was a small gap between the cardboard flaps that left an even smaller sliver of exposed tape.

As the packaged traveled to my little neck of the woods, jostling around on its journey, this lone vinegar package sifted its way to the top of my box, where it firmly affixed itself to this exposed tape – as pictured here.

In my excitement of receiving this package – lulled by anonymous postings of chocolate and a false sense of security – I cut a starter-hole and ripped open the box only to be immediately pepper-sprayed with a fine mist of vinegar.

I’m not even mad, just shook. I feel like I feel for an ACME trap or something.