They didn’t even have the decency to give you a big enough plank for that burger. I can’t imagine the table is easy to clean with all the grease inevitably dripping on it.
Animal2
Those planks certainly do look… experienced.
hot_diggity_dang_
That’s one fatty smash patty
ParticularThen7516
Restaurants doing this are driving me crazy. It’s so ridiculous and unsanitary. I’d ask for a plate. I’d ask them to bring the plate to my table and then I’ll move the burger onto it. I don’t trust the food going back behind the door after I complain.
LabradorDeceiver
I would not eat this on a board I cannot eat this off a sword Or from a little piggy bank Or from a greasy wooden plank Or from a shovel with no handle Or a statue with a candle I can’t eat this from a shoe No matter what you put it through This tiramisu flower-pot So what’s it got that plates ain’t got A staircase stacked with pizza slices Cold and in no way entices Or a cocktail served in brass But with the entrée in a glass A Ferris wheel with onion rings Or so many other things We know you’re making speedier Clickbait for social media And since I’m paying premium rates Please read my lips now – *we want plates!*
shibeofwisdom
When you have woodware, you have to *season* it after washing it (rub it down with some olive oil and let it dry). Otherwise, it dries out, turns gray, and eventually splits… much like in this picture.
SellaTheChair_
You can tell they just run those fuckers through the dishwasher lol they could at least oil them
vainey
I don’t either, but I think I would take the plank over a meal that looks like a cowpie with a bun.
Partyslayer
“Can I get a small side plank so we can share?”
mike_pants
Cmon, read the rules, please.
ghandi3737
My response is to eat as messily as possible, they will get tired of all the extra cleanup eventually.
antipestilence
I can understand serving hors d’oeuvres on a wooden plank. Anything that can be picked up and eaten in one bite without leaving a mark would be ok and maybe even more fun than a plate. But putting a main course on one is awful. That burger and fries could’ve been on a plate and still had room for ketchup and been cleaner, easier and prettier in every way.
boodyclap
I’m the old norm, I want normal plates
ZootTX
Unfortunate cause that burger looks good
ZakTSK
What did the menu say? Did it warn you?
zlaw32
I love this sub because I disagree with most of the posts. I love these more interesting methods of service. Feels like more of an experience
Shafter-Boy
Greasy top bun doesn’t do it for me.
Ragnar_OK
That burger does not look well cooked, even just the bits that are visible look very unevenly cooked
Legitimate_Career_44
Bored of the boards
NoBSforGma
This looks interesting! A big burger on a preztel bun and a container of fries. Then….. they have to go and FUCKING RUIN IT by putting the burger on that nasty plank. Whose idea what this anyway?
TheRealOcsiban
I really hate it when fries come in those metal tins. I don’t know why, but I just really hate it
wootiown
Plank is pretty lame but that burger looks fucking fantabulous
Hot-Lawfulness-311
What is a plank if not a thick, rectangular plate?
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They didn’t even have the decency to give you a big enough plank for that burger. I can’t imagine the table is easy to clean with all the grease inevitably dripping on it.
Those planks certainly do look… experienced.
That’s one fatty smash patty
Restaurants doing this are driving me crazy. It’s so ridiculous and unsanitary. I’d ask for a plate. I’d ask them to bring the plate to my table and then I’ll move the burger onto it. I don’t trust the food going back behind the door after I complain.
I would not eat this on a board
I cannot eat this off a sword
Or from a little piggy bank
Or from a greasy wooden plank
Or from a shovel with no handle
Or a statue with a candle
I can’t eat this from a shoe
No matter what you put it through
This tiramisu flower-pot
So what’s it got that plates ain’t got
A staircase stacked with pizza slices
Cold and in no way entices
Or a cocktail served in brass
But with the entrée in a glass
A Ferris wheel with onion rings
Or so many other things
We know you’re making speedier
Clickbait for social media
And since I’m paying premium rates
Please read my lips now – *we want plates!*
When you have woodware, you have to *season* it after washing it (rub it down with some olive oil and let it dry). Otherwise, it dries out, turns gray, and eventually splits… much like in this picture.
You can tell they just run those fuckers through the dishwasher lol they could at least oil them
I don’t either, but I think I would take the plank over a meal that looks like a cowpie with a bun.
“Can I get a small side plank so we can share?”
Cmon, read the rules, please.
My response is to eat as messily as possible, they will get tired of all the extra cleanup eventually.
I can understand serving hors d’oeuvres on a wooden plank. Anything that can be picked up and eaten in one bite without leaving a mark would be ok and maybe even more fun than a plate. But putting a main course on one is awful. That burger and fries could’ve been on a plate and still had room for ketchup and been cleaner, easier and prettier in every way.
I’m the old norm, I want normal plates
Unfortunate cause that burger looks good
What did the menu say? Did it warn you?
I love this sub because I disagree with most of the posts. I love these more interesting methods of service. Feels like more of an experience
Greasy top bun doesn’t do it for me.
That burger does not look well cooked, even just the bits that are visible look very unevenly cooked
Bored of the boards
This looks interesting! A big burger on a preztel bun and a container of fries. Then….. they have to go and FUCKING RUIN IT by putting the burger on that nasty plank. Whose idea what this anyway?
I really hate it when fries come in those metal tins. I don’t know why, but I just really hate it
Plank is pretty lame but that burger looks fucking fantabulous
What is a plank if not a thick, rectangular plate?